tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74617526282610548312024-02-18T21:07:16.276-08:0029, Single and HoldingDon't look at me. I just know shit!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger507125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-89325901812466100512017-04-24T11:58:00.002-07:002017-04-24T11:58:09.869-07:00Beauty Blender.... BallsFirst, I cannot believe I'm writing this, and second I cannot believe this was something that someone actually did.<br />
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Yes, a girl posted a video on twitter of herself using her boyfriend's testicles as a beauty blender. For my lovely men readers, a beauty blender is a sponge that helps put on makeup and makes sure the makeup is blended. Picture proof to the left<br />
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My only thought is that the video was posted on twitter at 9:00pm, so hopefully one or both of them were drunk at the time, but 9 pm - even on a Saturday night is a bit early. Obviously, this is a NSFW video, but if you need proof, check it out...<br />
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https://twitter.com/punkzillaa/status/855994744501133312/video/1<br />
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They already have over 27K retweets and 39K likes (and counting.)<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-58993082754611473322017-03-25T15:34:00.001-07:002017-03-25T15:34:20.953-07:00Dating is hard.Yes, it's been a long ass time since I've written on here. That's for many reasons.... I'd like to say it was because I was not single (i.e. in a relationship), but that's not quite the case. I was "dating" a man who I thought was dating me. Turns out, I was the other woman. Yes, I was THAT woman. But before you all hate on me, I didn't know. Yes, there were signs, but I got really good at justifying them. And all that he said indicated that there wasn't anyone else. I also allowed him way too much leeway and justified many of his actions to myself. Stupid. Yes, I feel stupid.<br />
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But, it's been MONTHS since facebook fatefully suggested I "friend" his girlfriend. Long story, but I instantly was done. <br />
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I've also gone through some serious life changes, the loss of a beloved dog after 12 years of blood, tears, and fur - lots and lots of fur. I also changed jobs - got a large raise, more flexibility, and less "overtime"... until recently, as work as ramped up like crazy again. Working 7 days a week is not for the wicked.<br />
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But, back to the topic at hand. Dating is hard. Dating in DC is harder. Dating at 36 in DC is nearly impossible. I've tried nearly every website and dating app known to (wo)man. And it nearly follows the same roadmap -- you meet someone on app/website, exchange pleasantries on the app, move up to exchanging phone numbers, text nearly constantly for days or weeks, finally schedule that first date, first date seems to go decently enough, follow up with a text thank you, and then a few very awkward texts follows... and either you and he drops contact. It's all over except the fat lady singing (and you don't want me to sing - I'm tone deaf).<br />
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And that roadmap is ONLY the case when you actually get to actually have that first date. Often the constant texting ends up in a first date set; first date is cancelled for small reason, and texting wains off until you get the Dear John text. <br />
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What the hell does it take to actually find someone worthy of your time, someone you actually would rather enjoy being with? I sure don't know - and if anyone else does... let me know. <br />
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I'll try to get back to blogging again, we shall see. As we all know, my content tended on the sexual side and that gave some gentlemen an impression of me that isn't 100% true. We shall see where it goes from here. All I know is that I do miss writing. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-4255406656914369622015-10-29T10:03:00.002-07:002015-10-29T10:03:44.562-07:00Hello Again.It's been a hot second since I've blogged. Not sure why and not sure where to start again. I have a couple of things floating around in my head but nothing solid. So I shall write my ideas, if you have a preference vote in comments, or just keep continue reading whatever I put out there.<br />
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1. Thinking about starting to incorporate some of my weight loss (mis)adventures into this blog. There are so many topics and things I can talk about. The last 3 years of my life since having gastric bypass surgery have been a wee bit crazy. <br />
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2. Under that subject, I thought about writing a companion guide to weight MANAGEMENT after weight loss surgery. Quickly losing 100 lbs in 15 months is easy, no one tells you the hard part is keeping it off.<br />
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3. Again, under the same subject a guide for spouses, friends, and family of weight loss/bariatric surgery patients. In these three years, I've lost more friends than I've gained and had many, if not all of my relationships change. No one tells you the hardest part about this whole process is the mental BS.<br />
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4. Ahh, mental BS. Yes, I could write about coming back from the brink. How an unlikely combination helped me feel like I was getting my life back.<br />
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5. Ohh, I could just continue at status quo (which obviously isn't much lately!) with putting up random crap that I see on the internet. (which I will follow up this post with....)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-32603414525013267762015-06-02T17:35:00.003-07:002015-06-02T17:35:18.202-07:00The perfect BRA sizeI'm sure this is a question that has been on your mind for your entire life....<br />
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So, turns out a matchmaking website called PerfectArrangement.com surveyed it's vast membership database (unknown) about all kinds of physical features.... The questions included preferences on things such as hair color, eye color, height, weight, and of course..... bra size. </div>
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According to men, the best bra size is...... (drumroll please ......)..... 32D</div>
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Do you realize how unproportionate a 32D is? That means a woman's rib cage is 32 inches around (that's teeny), and the measurement difference between the ribcage and the biggest part of the breast is 4 inches. </div>
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For reference, here is a picture chart of various D's and DD's. </div>
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Now I'm no expert on sexy names, nor naming a child... but I feel I must pass along this information. It's my civic duty to spread random facts to the masses.<br />
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So here you go...<br />
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<b>Top 10 Sexiest Names for Women</b><br />
1. Scarlett (Thanks to <i>Gone With the Wind)</i><br />
2. Nicolette<i> </i><br />
3. Natalia<br />
4. Anais<br />
5. Paulina<br />
6. <b> </b>Alessandra<br />
7. Chanel<br />
8. Soraya<br />
9. Adrianna<br />
10. Giuliana<br />
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<i>** Note, I might be reaching here, but I don't think it's a coincidence that a vast majority of these names belong to current and past Supermodels... **</i><br />
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<b>Top 10 Sexiest Names for Men</b><br />
1. <i>Alessandro</i><br />
2. <i>Lorenzo</i><br />
3. Rhett <i>(there goes the Gone with the Wind connection again)</i><br />
4. Romeo<br />
5. Mateo<br />
6. Dimitri<br />
7. Dane<br />
8. Marcelo<br />
9. Dante <i>(whenever I see or hear the name "Dante" I think of the movie Grandma's Boy - and there is NOTHING sexy about that Dante! And if you have no idea what I'm referencing when I say Grandma's Boy - go <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Grandmas-Boy-Unrated-Allen-Covert/dp/B000EMGJAO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1425178533&sr=8-1&keywords=Grandma%27s+boy" target="_blank">HERE </a>and order it - it's only $6.59... NOW. It's probably the funniest movie I've ever seen)</i><br />
10. Remy<br />
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Above and beyond the Top 10 lists, the study shows that Latin and French names score high and male names ending in "o" and female names ending in "a" are often considered sexy. And strangely enough, names featuring double letters (Adriana vs. Adrianna) fare more sexy than their single letter counterparts. </div>
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And in all fairness, the website also released the Top lists of least sexy names.</div>
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<b>Top Least Sexiest Names for Women</b><br />
1. Gertrude<br />
2. Bertha<br />
3. Agnes<br />
4. Ethel<br />
5. Mildred<br />
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<i>** all these names tend to be "Grandmother's names," so I can see where the "least sexy" ranking makes sense. BUT, I gotta tell you, the Hipsters who are just beginning to have children tend to use these old style names, so who knows what this list will be approximately 18 years from now when today's Hipster kids are of legal age. **</i><br />
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<b>Top Least Sexiest Names for Women</b><br />
1. Bob<i></i><br />
2. Ernest <i>(This has to be because of the "movie star" Ernest who was all the rage in the 80's and that Ernest was FAR from sexy) </i><br />
3. Normal<br />
4. Dick <i>(come on, this one is a GIVEN)</i><br />
5. Howard<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-89573673678265223812015-02-10T10:13:00.002-08:002015-02-10T10:13:32.909-08:00National Breakup Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4znlBVCi1I8FONpnjgeaRwNMPIrG9cUqwQHkttAvp9HNvTJhwcXS9Ls-sxrZfX59HR-wxqn13ROml1JzTWizOcyeNBtf1yvWOOWYpcEXYRrLSUXeR-NjSBYXReiOfstskH_78Xm2Ssav6/s1600/166px-Broken_heart.svg.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4znlBVCi1I8FONpnjgeaRwNMPIrG9cUqwQHkttAvp9HNvTJhwcXS9Ls-sxrZfX59HR-wxqn13ROml1JzTWizOcyeNBtf1yvWOOWYpcEXYRrLSUXeR-NjSBYXReiOfstskH_78Xm2Ssav6/s1600/166px-Broken_heart.svg.png" height="262" width="320" /></a>According to a survey, TODAY, February 10th is the most popular day of the YEAR for breakups. 22% of those surveyed admitted to dumping someone on February 10th - only days before Valentine's Day. The reason??? They didn't want to spent Valentine's Day pretending they were in a happy relationship when they weren't. <br />
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Only 4% said they would hold off until after Valentine's day.... Why you ask? Because they wanted a nice gift and dinner -- and girls wonder why men see us as gold diggers.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-44460690831222325652015-02-07T19:21:00.000-08:002015-02-07T19:21:01.268-08:00Picture pet peeve.... My LEAST favorite type of "creative" pictures on online dating profiles<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I admit it, I have a ton of pet peeves., but I try not to be too cynical. But it's Saturday night and I've come across a number of these pictures that drive me crazy. The guys in the picture are trying to be "creative" or "cleaver" not in the end, it's neither!<br />
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A good 10% of the guys have the "creative" picture where they are pretending to hold something up or peeing something out. See examples I've provided.<br />
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I know the guys are trying to be cleaver, but more often than not they look like they drank too much and have reverted back to their 13 year old boy humor, and not in a good way.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3-yGRhyXFSRaAZWWUP205EKfxxlHRgV-2ToVsi1qlDKT7L0A5Aux_xewoSZURTIlENdV4YizsGnAaAuRxLnR6-mWsIivFQGtCQm1Gi9kzI_0CmIYgL6J-bGg0b1rECsRDxMopoZ4JlYEf/s1600/images3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3-yGRhyXFSRaAZWWUP205EKfxxlHRgV-2ToVsi1qlDKT7L0A5Aux_xewoSZURTIlENdV4YizsGnAaAuRxLnR6-mWsIivFQGtCQm1Gi9kzI_0CmIYgL6J-bGg0b1rECsRDxMopoZ4JlYEf/s1600/images3.jpg" height="133" width="200" /></a>I think these pictures are just fine for your own personal collection - but posting them on your online dating profile just makes you look both desperate as well as lacking some serious creativity. I know guys think that they are the first one to "hold" down a building with one finger, or pretending a stream of water is you peeing. <br />
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But... my least favorite are the ones where guys pretend that the Washington Monument is his "monster dick".... but in reality, I assume they are over compensation! <br />
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Ladies... come on, I know you are smarter than that! <br />
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Last week the Super Bowl game entertained millions (but not me... I'm completely unimpressed by football). Little did I know, you can completely judge your man by his team of choice. While these might not hold up, it's fun anyway.<br />
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So read away, figure out what your man's (or your own!) team choice says about you. Hell, after you read the description you might want to change teams... Maybe.<br />
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Atlanta Falcons</h2>
You have absolutely no shot at being a part of the best relationship
he’s ever had. He’s moved on from the girl he was in love with, for
sure, especially since she ultimately broke his heart, but she was
everything. You’ll have to live with the fact that in the all-time
rankings of girlfriends, you’ll be second best.<br />
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Arizona Cardinals</h2>
He’s underrated. As a total package, some people might think he’s not
that great, but that’s only because certain circumstances in his life
have conspired against him. All he needs is a couple things to go his
way and you’ll soon realize that you have someone great on your hands.<br />
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Baltimore Ravens</h2>
He’s probably great at defending himself, so don’t plan on winning
any arguments. And, if he’s taken a page out of his favorite players’
book down the years, he’ll know how to bust a few moves when it’s time
to celebrate. So go ahead, take him to the dance floor.<br />
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Buffalo Bills</h2>
You can almost forget he exists sometimes, but once you give him the
time of day, you realize that he’s actually a cool guy. If you’re with
him, he’ll cherish you, no matter what others think, which is saying a
lot these days.<br />
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Carolina Panthers</h2>
You’ll question some of the things he likes and react with a “What!?
Really? Okay.” when he tells you some of his interests. But he likes
what he likes, and you’ll have to accept that.<br />
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Chicago Bears</h2>
This guy is belligerent and bullish. Your relationship with him just
can’t be good, it has to have an edge to it. Subtlety is not his strong
suit.<br />
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Cincinnati Bengals</h2>
This guy is loyal. Despite having his heart broken when things looked
to be headed his way for sure, he has not bowed to cynicism. He will
meet your companionship with enthusiasm and new hope for the future.<br />
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Cleveland Browns</h2>
This guy’s been with more people than he can count and none of them
have worked out, not a single one. In fact, you’d be pulling off a
miracle if you two find happiness together.<br />
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Dallas Cowboys</h2>
If you look at his résumé from top to bottom, you’ll probably think
you’ve landed yourself a pretty great catch, which is fair enough. But
don’t be surprised if he keeps up bringing what he’s done in the past to
defend his present disappointments.<br />
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Denver Broncos</h2>
This guy is cool, and not just because of the weather. He’s laid
back, doesn’t take anything too seriously and enjoys life. None of the
preceding facts, though, have stopped him from enjoying success. He’s in
a good place in life right now and, if you come along, you’ll be in for
a great ride.<br />
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Detroit Lions</h2>
The one time he had someone great, she left prematurely and left his
life in shambles. Since then he hasn’t really had great expectations.
Even if he should expect more from you, he probably won’t.<br />
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Green Bay Packers</h2>
He’s the simple, low-key, small-town guy, which adds to his charm. He
might not be down for going to a club on Friday night, but he’ll watch
the sunrise with you.<br />
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Houston Texans</h2>
He’s a young guy. He’s made plenty of mistakes, and once he finally
got himself together, things in his life fell apart quickly. He’s
dusting himself off and going for bigger things now. You might be the
one to grow with him.<br />
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Indianapolis Colts</h2>
He’s mature, in that he knows what it’s like to end a long, fruitful
relationship maturely and on amicable terms. He’ll adore you like a
queen, but don’t be shocked if years down the line, he leaves for
someone newer and younger.<br />
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Jacksonville Jaguars</h2>
This guy has little to no idea what it’s like to have someone who is
actually great for him. In fact, success in your relationship with this
guy would be a shocker.<br />
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Kansas City Chiefs</h2>
This guy is loud, supportive and enthusiastic about everything he
does. He will welcome you into his family if you treat him right and you
won’t have to worry about bringing your friends around him, they’re
welcome too. In fact, the only person he might not get along with is
someone from Oakland.<br />
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Miami Dolphins</h2>
He cares about you, but isn’t obsessed. He’ll have no problem
spending his time elsewhere for the night if, God forbid, you don’t want
to hang out with him one weekend. He’ll be there for you, but won’t
necessarily see your relationship as a matter of life and death.<br />
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Minnesota Vikings</h2>
He knows his best relationship, a wildly entertaining affair, is long
gone. Having someone to just settle down with for now is the main
priority.<br />
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New England Patriots</h2>
He’s used to success. And while he may not always have had the
best-looking or best-dressed girls to deal with, he’s made sure of two
things: that they always suited him and his agenda and that they always
gave the relationship their all. Compromise any of those two principles
and he’ll cut you off with no remorse.<br />
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New Orleans Saints</h2>
He might not be your cup of tea, but he’s impossible not to like. If
anything, the fact that he’s overcome a lot in his life and has found a
way to experience consistent success in recent years should attract you
to him even more.<br />
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New York Giants</h2>
Never short of confidence and with good reasons, he’s defied the odds
enough times in his life. Because of that, he’ll always expect the
best, but is willing to accept the worst if it comes.<br />
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New York Jets</h2>
In a constant attempt to get the attention he feels he deserves, this
guy can make rash decisions and has gone out of his way to hook up with
(the bombshell who doesn’t know how to read, the good girl who looked
awkward trying to engage in the most basic elements of a relationship,
etc.). Deep down though, he always knows things will go wrong, and is
desperately waiting for someone to come along and change that.<br />
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Philadelphia Eagles</h2>
What you’ve done for him in the past seldom matters. He’ll come down on you hard in an instant if you rub him the wrong way.<br />
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Pittsburgh Steelers</h2>
This guy will brag a lot about his accolades, and has a lot of
friends who will join in with him. It can get annoying, especially when
you realize he actually has a point. In life, when things are going
“bad,” they’re actually going pretty good by other people’s standards.<br />
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Oakland Raiders</h2>
He is not too far removed from a ridiculously long relationship that
featured lots of promises, but a whole bunch of letdowns and is still
scared from that experience. You’ll have some work to do in reversing
the lingering effects of that relationship.<br />
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San Diego Chargers</h2>
This guy has been wondering how he hasn’t found true love for a while
now. He believes he’s nice, entertaining and good-looking, but has
ultimately failed to experience a successful relationship. He’s just now
starting to wonder, “maybe it’s me.”<br />
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San Francisco 49ers</h2>
This guy was once the big man on campus, and while he lost his charm
for a bit while going through a slump for a couple years, he’s got his
life together now. His groove is back and he’s ready to have the
greatest time of his life to add to those past memories.<br />
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Seattle Seahawks</h2>
He’s incredibly supportive and always behind you 100 percent. He’ll stick with you through the good times and bad.<br />
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St. Louis Rams</h2>
This guy just can’t win. Despite not being too bad of a pick himself,
he’s surrounded by better looking individuals who just have more than
him, almost to the point that it’s unfair. To make up for this fact, he
bought a new shiny car, but it keeps breaking down. He’s basically Bad
Luck Brian at this point.<br />
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers</h2>
This guy is fresh off a debacle of a relationship, but he wasted no
time in cutting her off. He’s expecting a lot more from his next
relationship, so you best be ready to step up.<br />
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Tennessee Titans</h2>
He’s a rare breed; definitely a novelty. You’ll be shocked guys like
him still exist in the world. For you, he’ll likely be one of a kind.<br />
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Washington Redskins</h2>
No matter what, he’s proud of who he is. You might dislike certain
aspects of his character, but he will be totally unapologetic about it.
If you want to “change” a man, this is not the one.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-70982544360951047322015-02-04T09:35:00.000-08:002015-02-04T09:35:05.802-08:00Sleep, Glorious Sleep... are you getting enough?The National Sleep Foundation just released a study on the recommended amount of sleep that you need at night. (National Sleep Foundation.... does that mean they get paid to sleep? - Because I would like that job).<br />
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Anyway, the National Sleep Foundation released new recommendations for sleep at every age.. See below. Are you getting enough? <br />
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I am! Sleep is one of my most important things, if I don't get it I'm a real bitch and not fun to deal with.<br />
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<li class="first-child">Newborn (0-3 months): 14-17 hours (previously: 12-18 hours)</li>
<li>Infant (4-11 months): 12-15 hours (previously: 14-15 hours)</li>
<li>Toddler (1-2 years): 11-14 hours (previously: 12-14 hours)</li>
<li>Preschooler (3-5 years): 10-13 hours (previously: 11-13 hours)</li>
<li>School-age child (6-13 years): 9-11 hours (previously: 10-11 hours)</li>
<li>Teen (14-17 years): 8-10 hours (previously: 8½-9½ hours)</li>
<li>Young adult (18-25 years): 7-9 hours</li>
<li>Adult (26-64 years): 7-9 hours (no change)</li>
<li class="last-child">Older adult (65+ years): 7-8 hours</li>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-29825822627427099442015-02-01T09:00:00.000-08:002015-01-30T15:46:01.835-08:00Superbowl -- drinking game or time for fitness?Today's the big day. The Super Bowl.... There are millions of people glued to their massive (often new) television sets to watch a bunch of overgrown men hit each other. Can you gather that football isn't my favorite sport? <br />
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But regardless of your (or my) feelings on the Super Bowl or football in general is a great way to hang out with friends and drink. Yes, drink. Some obnoxious amount of beer is drank (or chugged) during the Super Bowl. I remember in past years hearing about the sheer volume of water that is flushed during halftime. It's all a little crazy.<br />
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So, in following tradition... I give you a Superbowl drinking game (there are a bunch of different versions out there, but here is just an example. Use it as an excuse to drink, chug or take a ton of shots using this as an excuse...<br />
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OR.... this year take a different approach and use the big game to work on your fitness. Not only the players out there should be in shape. You can too! Fitbit (my addiction) developed and released a Healthy Game for during the Superbowl. Pick what you want, but hey... it's another option! And smart on fitbit's part :)<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-2734707905202577112015-01-30T15:33:00.003-08:002015-01-30T15:33:45.773-08:00Click... Click... Oh crap, that's my FRIEND!There is something strange about running across a friend, a coworker or even an acquaintance when you are searching online profiles. I don't know what it is, but it still feels a little creepy to see someone you know. <br />
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Online dating isn't the "strange" thing it used to be. Back in the day when I started searching online (geez, I sound old), searching online for love was seen as more geeky or dare I say... desperate. But these days it's perfectly the norm. In fact you hear more often about people meeting ONLINE than offline through one of the other old school methods.<br />
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Tonight, while I was eating I was casually swiping through Tinder. I don't take Tinder very seriously -- but honestly, you never know where you are going to meet someone interesting, even if it's just good for a short conversation. But imagine my surprise when I saw not only 1, but 2 people I know relatively well. And I can't explain why, but I feel embarrassed that I saw them, it's like it's some big secret. <br />
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Even more interesting.... I've run across many of my friends, coworkers and acquaintances on these online dating sites. But what I find MOST interesting is seeing those who you thought were in a relationship. And then you end up in this very awkward situation... do you ask the person if they are no longer in a relationship, do you call them out on being on such-and-such site, do you ask them if they broke up with their significant other? <br />
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All these questions, and I have no answers. Do you?? Comment away!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-9844325509649746732015-01-29T06:06:00.001-08:002015-01-29T06:16:03.524-08:00Glitter Update, we were punked....So last week I posted about a new website where you could <a href="http://29singleandholding.blogspot.com/2015/01/glitter-bomb-your-best-friends.html" target="_blank">glitter bomb</a> anyone for the low low price of $8.00. Turns out the whole thing was a marketing stunt, and a good one at that. <br />
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Matthew Carpenter, who created the site, did so in response to a ... "a New Year's resolution to work on more side projects to keep him occupied whilst improving my marketing & development skills." Personally, it sounds like he needed shit to do and maybe should think about going a club or something.<br />
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Although, I will give it to him, the story caught on and articles were published EVERYWHERE. And he did pay off for him as he sold the website last week for $85,000.<br />
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But... never fear, there still are places you can order a glitter bomb, etsy.com has had a string of glitter bomb offerings such as this <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/GlitterBombShop?ref=l2-shopheader-name" target="_blank">GlitterBombShop </a>etsy store. Of course, etsy is the same place where people are selling <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/214050588/glitter-pills-glitter-pill-sparkle-pill?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=glitter+pills&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank">glitter pills </a>as a "joke" but people are buying the pills so their poo glitters. Hey, whatever floats your boat people!<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-88515703371658755022015-01-28T08:54:00.001-08:002015-01-28T08:54:33.759-08:00At least it's not your mother... Overbearing Mother Alert!Apparently instagram is all the rage these days. The young kids have given up on facebook (and probably have never even heard of myspace... yes, I'm showing my age). I joined instagram about a year ago, and it's fun... based on pictures rather than text and such. <br />
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BUT, last night I discovered one of the flat-out funniest instagram accounts yet. You need to start to follow it right now! <br />
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We don't know full details, but the instagram account is owned and controlled by a young woman named Kate who appears to be in her late 20's. Kate has a boyfriend, which her mother refers to as "superjew" and lives in Brooklyn. Her mother is not so gently pushing both engagement and children in the least subtle way possible. While her mom's text would drive me crazy, Kate's posts are entertaining the masses (191K followers as of right now) <br />
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I kind of feel sorry for Kate, but it's hilarious. Start following the instagram account right away (@crazyjewishmom) and be prepared to laugh. Kate also posts on facebook (www.facebook.com/crazyjewishmom), twitter (@crazyjewishmom) and even has an email address (crazyjewishmom@gmail.com) - so obviously.... all bases are covered. Here are a couple of my favorites for you to enjoy before you add her friendship.<br />
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">On Attracting men... (Crazyjewishmom is BIG on makeup and full makeup 100% of the time)</span></div>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-15680973511105232942015-01-27T18:53:00.003-08:002015-01-27T18:53:46.970-08:00You are HOW old?!!First off, I'm a huge fan of the punctuation mark "?!?" Its for those of us who don't really want to chose a punctuation but also want to add that extra special emphasis. Now, I thought that comment was going to just be a random tangent... but it actually makes sense in this context... <br />
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So, looking through Tinder profiles is infinitely amusing. The one thing I find amusing is how guys in the same age range look SO drastically different. I'm not talking about a couple of wrinkles, but I'm talking straight up like a teenager or looking so haggard they look like they have one foot in the grave. I like to use one of my favorite phrases my lovely father taught me at way too young of an age -- but my family was very funny. Anyway, what I wanted to say is that a number of these guys look like they were rode hard and put away wet (it works better if we are insulting men, but just deal with it right now)<br />
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Here is a small sampling of Tinder "Profiles" for guys between 30 and 35. As a random sample (truly random), I just copied the handful of pictures that first came up and had a decent face shot. So... what do you think? <br />
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File this under... you can't make this shit up (one of my all time favorite phrases, and I probably highly overuse it, but deal with it, ok?) <br />
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Just last week, male and female supermodels strutted the catwalk at Paris Fashion week. Honestly, fashion isn't a thing I usually follow. I like the classic styling - clothes that will never go out of style, it might be boring - but it's more practical and if I'm anything, I'm practical (thrift stores for the win!). But... this year's fashion week had a bit of a shocking trend....<br />
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Men with their <b>JUNK </b>hanging out <br />
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Yes, men were strutting the runway with their twig and berries just flapping in the wind. I've seen the NSFW pictures and it's not pretty, I can't even imagine seeing a video, or god forbid the show in person. Can you imagine, you are sitting in the front row, waiting for some avant-garde fashion (hey, I've watched Project Runway, I'm not totally fashion illiterate) and then you look up and right into some guys saggy balls? Yuck! How the hell do you hide your shock?<br />
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Lets just hope to god this trend does not come into the mainstream! <br />
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<br /><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-90635436018058450042015-01-26T12:56:00.003-08:002015-01-26T12:56:38.942-08:00Marriage Material by their name - women's editionSo last week I found a very unscientific poll giving the Top 10 names of <a href="http://29singleandholding.blogspot.com/2015/01/marriage-material-by-his-name.html" target="_blank">Men who are Marriage Material. </a><br />
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Well, guys... it's now your turn! Looking for a woman who is marriage material, look for a women with one of the following names:<br />
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1.Katie<br />
2.Sophie<br />
3.Louise<br />
4.Sarah<br />
5.Emily<br />
6.Charlotte<br />
7.Elizabeth<br />
8.Amy<br />
9.Jessica<br />
10.Lucy<br />
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I won't tell you which one, but I will tell you that MY name is on this list... but that's not done me any favors thus far!</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-1583118088796637592015-01-25T15:48:00.002-08:002015-01-25T15:48:43.842-08:00Yes... your penis can be broken. How to avoid such a horrible fate!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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First off.... I must tell you about one of my favorite shows. If you have not yet watched "Sex Sent Me to the ER" on TLC, set your DVR NOW. The show is flat out hilarious. Think people doing stupid things while having sex that injures them so badly that they have to go to the ER and sheepishly explain to the ER doc what happened. As you would expect, most of them lie at first and end up having to tell the truth to get truely "cured." And in the tradition of TLC medical-based shows such as "I didn't know I was Pregnant (also a goodie!)," "Untold Stories of the ER," and "Trama: Life in the ER" the show includes really cheesy re-enactments that often include actors for every position except the doctor (randomly!!!) Apparently all the doctors (which are often the same doctors across all of the shows) want to moonlight as actors.<br />
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OK, now back to the REAL reason of this writing. But... I must say that I went off on that tangent because the first time I saw this injury was on "Sex Sent me to the ER".... So.... <br />
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Guys, I know you aren't going to like this... but apparently you can break your penis. Yes, you read that right... <b>YOU... CAN... BREAK... YOUR... DICK. </b><br />
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How can this possibly happen? Turns out that the woman is on top sex position is the position that is most likely to end with you breaking your dick. <br />
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Some Brazilian researches looked at 44 cases that involved a "penile fracture" (note: medically <br />
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correct term) and in 50% of these cases, the "penile fracture" occurred when the woman was on top, riding your dick. Second most dangerous, doggy-style which accounted for 29% of the broken dicks. And lastly missionary caused 21% of the cases. In all cases, men report hearing a loud cracking followed by a shit-ton of pain. And the average age for the broken junk - 34!<br />
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So guys.... what does this mean? Have sex at your own risk... And yes, even the thought of this makes me ill too.<br />
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So, back to Bad Grandpa... It's straight up one of the funniest movies... (if you want to call it that) that I've ever seen. If you haven't seen it yet, do so now or this weekend. I don't often laugh so hard I cry, and this movie made me laugh like that multiple times. And what do you have to lose? Right now it's on Netflix as well as the "making of" called "Bad Grandpa 0.5." <br />
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*** On a kind of related note, another AMAZING movie is called Grandma's Boy that's basically about a pothead video game tester and his friends. Trust me, it's worth it. ***<br />
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So, by a VERY round about way we are getting to the subject of this posting. It's 12 years ago and the year is 2003. I'm about ready to graduate undergrad and met a guy online on yahoo personals (online dating was very taboo in those days). Said man met me at the mall and we proceeded to a movie. I can't even tell you what movie we saw or what the man's name was. All I can tell you is a very short conversation we had on the way to our theater...<br />
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Needless to say, that was one of the longest movies I have said through. Any man that cannot say Jackass... is a man that I'm not going to get along with.<br />
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Yeah, not the greatest of stories, and all to get around to the idea that some idiot couldn't say, "Jackass..." Ahh, the days of growing up in the Midwestern Bible Belt.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-8221709833467942312015-01-22T10:35:00.000-08:002015-01-22T10:35:27.161-08:00Marriage Material by his name?Yet another random list of names, and yet... why not?!<br />
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This time, a truly unscientific list of male names that are "marriage material." I can't tell you what "marriage material" means or where the "study" came from. All I can do is give you the list, so take it for what it is. Be happy if you man's name is on the list and don't freak out if it's not. And for my friends out there who are dating... just for fun, but maybe you should not go out with the guy whose name is NOT on this list :) <br />
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1. Benjamin<br />
2. Matthew<br />
3. James<br />
4. Jason<br />
5. Eric<br />
6. Sam<br />
7. Robert<br />
8. Aaron<br />
9. David<br />
10. Michael Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-40053943455626264932015-01-20T11:54:00.000-08:002015-01-20T11:54:03.688-08:00What the .... what? Things that women do that men just don't understand<div style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.25em; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">
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Girls... Admit it, we are strange beasts. We do all kinds of things that make no sense to each other, can you even imagine how men must feel? Wait, I'm sure you can, because men do some pretty strange shit themselves. But that's for another day and another posting. For today, we are concentrating on ourselves. So, ladies.... here is a list of things about women that baffle men (with my commentary in italics per usual</div>
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<i>4. </i>Spending hours shopping and leaving with nothing<br />
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<i>5. </i>Love of candles<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-72065381298672583712015-01-19T17:28:00.001-08:002015-01-19T17:28:03.976-08:00Colorful Beards<br />
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The other day I blogged about a new trend of women dying their underarm hair (<a href="http://29singleandholding.blogspot.com/2014/11/dying-your-underarm-hair-seriously.html" target="_blank">link here</a>). <br />
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Because I'm an equal opportunity hater, when I saw an article today about men dying their beards, I had to blog about it. <br />
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I must admit, that beard dying isn't quite as gross as dying underarm hair, I think it's quite as odd. Guys are dying their beard in very bright colors, including blue, red, and green. I'm sure it's the hipster type that is also into the whole lumbersexual thing. <br />
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If you are interested in seeing more pictures, men who have dyed their beard as sharing the pictures with the hashtag #ColoredBeard (very cleaver I know.) <br />
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So guys, knock yourself out dying your beard if you are trying to hide your grays, but get some Just for Men and not dye with kool-aid. <br />
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<span class="pb-caption"> Earlier this week a new website launched just in time for your New Year's Resolutions. That is, if your New Years Resolutions include getting sweet revenge on some of your worst enemies. </span><br />
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<span class="pb-caption">There are only a couple places where glitter is fully acceptable -- on a child's "artwork" or a stripper's "assets." Glitter is not recommended for any use on a full grown woman, and not at all recommended on a full grown man. And I don't know how much experience you have with glitter, but my experience is vast and I will tell you one thing about the stuff - it has an unnatural ability to last FOREVER. Not only does this shit just stick to you, it randomly shows up in places you never expected for it to be and for what seems like years after the initial contact with the little shards of glass (Fun Fact, glitter used to be made up of ground glass and the "glitter" used for reflective highway striping still is made of ground glass. But, arts and crafts glitter these days is made from painted or aluminized (fancy word!!) shredded plastic or paper). </span><br />
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Utilizing glitter ability to last forever and stick to everything, a new website has emerged called<br />
ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com. The website will send your "friend" a note explaining why they have received the bounty of glitter and only costs around $8.00 per order. For just $8.00 your "friend" will be reminded of your hatred or the way they wronged you for years to come. I told you, glitter lasts forever and will randomly show up in random places for years after your initial glitter bomb. <br /><br />
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<i>“Hi guys, I’m the founder of this website. Please stop buying this
horrible glitter product — I’m sick of dealing with it. Sincerely, Mat.”</i></blockquote>
<span class="pb-caption"> I must apologize to Mr. Carter, but he apparently has hit on seriously amazing idea. So suck it up buttercup and stock up on your product, because the approximate profit on each package is anywhere from $2-$4. But, sounds like the idiot is willing to not only pass it on, but provide all materials to another owner: </span><br />
“I launched
this website as a bit of a joke not expecting this level of attention.
Heck, I launched this website while I was on holiday!
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media attention and even more so because this was only intended to be a
small side project. It’s taken on a life of its own, and I want to watch
it continue to grow under a new owner. Each purchase is worth $9.99AUD. I’ve
calculated that the total cost of shipping an envelope filled with the
glitter & the A4 letter to most places in the world from Australia
ranges anywhere from $2-$4. That leaves $5.99 to $7.99 profit on each
order. Somewhat overwhelmed… I decided to take the ability to order down,
despite receiving thousands of emails & tweets from people wanting
to purchase.”</i><br />
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So, I don't have any personal experience with living with a man, but I have lots of friends that have. And tons of friends who have complained about what their man has laying around the house. <br />
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Now, personally... I might flip my shit if someone moved in with me and started throwing away my stuff. I don't care if you don't think it's important, for some reason I kept it and you damn well better not disrespect that. Even if that reason is because the trash was too far away and I haven't yet taken the milliseconds to cross the room. <br />
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But... not everyone is me, and some bitches out there be crazy (back to my favorite term - "Bitches be crazy"). So what are women most likely to throw away? <br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-17195861528949083422015-01-12T08:06:00.001-08:002015-01-12T08:06:13.862-08:00Turn a bad date around with this one easy thing...<br />
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Back to the "scientific studies"...<br />
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A new study out of Purdue University in Indiana was recently released to let us all in on a little secret to the second date. Turns out, if a date is going south (usually fast), go against your gut feeling to RUN and order dessert. <br />
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Apparently our strange brains react the same to eating something sweet and falling in love. Both actions release dopamine into the brain and activate the reward centers in a similar way. <br />
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So... if you are feeling only so-so, maybe order a dessert and find that match!<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7461752628261054831.post-48983103675136585712015-01-11T10:31:00.001-08:002015-01-11T10:31:22.952-08:00Still single in the mid 30's... is there something wrong with you?So, I'm ... ahem... in my mid 30's these days. (Where did the time go?? I started this blog when I wasn't quite 30 and I still 35 this year!). One of the things my friends and I have been chatting about lately is the idea that there is something wrong with you if you are still single in your mid 30's. <br />
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Now, don't get me wrong... many of us who are single in our mid 30's (and above) are damn good catches, but the idea that we are still single (male or female) does beg the question - Why are you still single?<br />
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Now don't get me wrong, there are hundreds (probably thousands) of reasons why someone could still be single. You know, they were married at one point (and now divorced), they traveled a lot, they were continuing their education, etc. But there are a handful of us who really don't have a reason. We are just still single. <br />
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I like to blame the fact that I was fat (I've since lost 110 lbs) and that I was a dedicated career women (I regularly work a whole lot of OT, but also have since decided to work less). So, I have excuses, but they are just that...excuses. To date, I just haven't met my intended... and I will argue reasons all day with you - I'm very very good with justifications.<br />
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But say I meet some new guy and he doesn't have a GOOD reason that he's still single, I can't help but wonder why. What is his fatal flaw (or god forbid... FLAWS) that have kept him single. Was he a player? A jerk? or others?<br />
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So... what do you think (men and women), is there something inherently wrong with someone who is still single in their mid 30's (without a good reason?) Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0