An extra charge for being gay?

This is a reason to check your receipts... An extra charge for being gay?  I mean, one penny isn't too much - but really... don't the gays get it enough!

Hell, we should charge 10 cents for the straights, we are the ones who are screwing up in the world. 

And damn, those are some seriously expensive chicken sandwiches, I really hope that it was wrapped in gold foil (and real gold, not that fake shit)