Truck Balls.

This is not something I see in Washington DC very often... but that I did see in the Midwest very often.  But it's something I really do think is BEYOND obnoxious.  That is what I will refer to as "truck balls."  Now, you know me, and I'm probably the furthered thing from a prude, but damn having fake balls hanging from your truck hitch is just nasty!  Come on - there are kids that can see them and that's just not cool. 

Besides, it's just nasty - and no one really likes balls anyway.