Monday, May 17, 2010

Types of Women

There are three types of women according to Loni Love, a female comedian:t: the head woman, the heart woman, and the penis woman when it comes to our thinking about sex.  It's a simplistic way to look at females - but it's perfectly true!

1. The Heart Woman 
The Heart Woman thinks with her heart.  She won't sleep with a man unless she feels a strong emotional connection with him.  The woman who thinks with her heart forms strong attachments and doesn't have sex lightly.  She is also prone to stalking  following a mistaken one night stands as she forms emotional attachments even when they aren't there to justify what has happened. 



2. The Penis Woman
The Penis Woman is much like a man.  She can have sex with no emotional attachment.  She is an independent woman who can handle her own in any situation: social, work, or the bedroom.  The penis woman knows how to handle a man - and in that, she can use, abuse and then throw him out of bed so she can get her sleep.  The Penis Woman has no attachments, nor does she need them.  She only needs men for their cock. 


3.  The Head Woman
The Head Woman is the mix of the above two.  She is thoughtful about her partners and can form emotional attachments - but she understands the fun of a romp in the sack every once in awhile.  She doesn't use and abuse men, but rather enjoys repeat appearances by the same man.  She sees the advantages of both the relationship and the fuck buddy relationships. 

Sadly, I must admit I fit two of these categories.  Even more unfortunate - they are the two extremes!  I'm a rotating Penis and Heart Woman.  I can either take them and leave them or an a emotional wreck over men.  It just depends on the day, the attidude and the man.  How is it possible to fit into two total opposite categories?  Yeah, you tell me?  I'm a medical mystery. 

What do you fit into?  It also works for men, except I would assume most of them are penis men :)

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