Abstience Undies... Umm really?

Yes, yes.  It's true.  A new website... delightfully called - What would your mother do? has come out and is selling of all things - underwear with slogans on them meant to prevent teen/tween sex.  Their idea (brilliant I must add - umm sure) is that the phrases - such as "Dream on" "Zip it" and "Not Tonight" written on underwear will provide as conversation starters and prevent teens from going "all the way."  See the designs below on lovely teen models.  Note, I have NOT altered their picture at all.

Now, on to my lovely opinion - which I know you delight in so much.  Seriously, what BULLSHIT.  I was a kid once - and I lost my virginity pretty late - 17 - by today's standards.  And let me tell you, when you are a teen you aren't really stopping to read someones underwear.  Most of the time you are stumbling in the dark - hoping you aren't going to get caught.  There are a couple of false starts where the guy cums too early on your underwear (yeah, that's a bitch).  But no one is stopping to read some stupid message on your waistband. 

Besides, the only girls who are going to wear them are the ultra religions girls who are making a point, or the girls who are just appeasing their mother and going to make fun of them when they are having sex with their boyfriend anyway (and usually some guy mom wouldn't approve of anyway!)  Take that bitch!  Nice try, What would you mother do.  Maybe you should just try talking to her, and explaining the crap that's out there and what abstinence really means, and what kind of STD's and emotional tolls having sex too early can cause. 

And on a side note, the website's picture with little girls in pretty revealing short shorts has provided quite a cute little picture for some guy (old or young) to jerk off too.  I'm sure that wasn't their point... But good job :)