Bitch is lying... How to catch her (or him)

We all lie.  It's a fact of life.  It can be a little white lie to spare someone's feelings or a big whopper.  Some of you all might be great lie detectors, but if you are like me (and possibly the most gullible person in the world), you might learn something by these four common ways to see if a person is lying.

1.  Staring too hard into your eyes.

2.  A typically-fidgety person sits still

3.  Covering up or concealing your teeth.

4.   Smiling too quickly or under strange circumstances.

So if the girl tells you she will call you back, staring into your eyes, a huge smile AND covering up her mouth while sitting very still... you are basically fucked and might want to start looking for another woman.  Good Luck.