But I promise this one is a good one!
So what should you get for you man for the bedroom this christmas. Well, maybe this is a shouldn't get... but you gotta admit it's fun and they'd be GREAT gag gifts that could lead to some fun as well.
Does your man have a problem with getting a bit too cold in the winter? Does the shrinkage really bother you? Oh, wow.... the people who brought us the snuggie have done it again. The X-Mas Tuggie! The Tuggie is a great little "pocket blanket" to keep that dick nice and warm all winter long.
It's just $9.99 at Spencers
Just in case you ave a need for your man's cock to have a red light up bulb at the end, this is YOUR gadget. And bonus that it plays music! And lets be serious - even the model in the picture can't keep a straight face.
$12.95 at Abcunderwear.com - but note, it's a one size fits all - so this could be dangerous. And warning, at the site you will have to be put on backorder, because this is out of stock - yes, believe it.
#3 Kinky Christmas Kit
If you are feeling the need to be on the naughty side, go for the Kinky Christmas Kit. It comes with a blindfold, cheesy (in my opinion) ribbon "handcuffs" a teeny whip, lube and a small vibe. If you want to get into bondage, buy the real stuff, not some cheesy kit.
Nothing new here, I've seen the vibrating rubber duckie "toy" before. But this one is dressed in his christmas best. And BONUS points for it looking like a kids toy that can sit in your bathroom and be totally inconspicuous. Really, your mom could find this and think nothing of it, but she would flip if she found your big ass vibe (trust me, I've been there!)
Just in case you have SERIOUS issues, this vibe is for you. I'm not sure about sticking Santa up my snatch. Does that mean you are naughty or nice?
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