False Penile Advertising

Apparently I'm on a 2 post streak of fake manly parts.  But, did you know that men no longer have to stuff socks in their underwear to make them look bigger in the penis/balls department?  No?  Well, they don't!

Thanks to designer Andrew Christian we now have underwear with built in "penis enhancers."  Mr. Christian's new underwear: The Shock Jock Flirt Boxer and Brief feature a soft hidden cup, sculpted into a penis shape.  The "cup" adds about 2 inches to a man's own package and adds to a man's confidence.  Don't take my word for it, Mr. Christian says, "Guys want underwear that looks natural, feels great and makes them feel confident."

For $32.00 you can order the underwear on Mr. Christian's website.  http://www.andrewchristianshop.com/.  But, I would have to say, use them with caution!  If a girl pulls down your pants and sees a "fake penis" you might be just pulling these back on and running right back out the door, possibly with a lot of screaming behind you - and I'm not exactly sure that's what you want.  But hey, whatever floats your boat!

Although, if I do suggest, Mr. Christan has a lovely pair called the Air Jock with Show It Technology.  See front and back views here...  These are always a good option...  Let me know what you think.  Ohh, and yeah, please NEVER buy anything from this man, he scares me!

Oh no! Gasp! NAKED Barbies!

Oh yeah, that's right, NAKED Barbies.  Except this time, it's not because your kid brother was "exploring" the bumps on Barbies chest by taking off her clothes.  Instead, this time it's because students - Breno Cosa and Guiherme Souza of the Brother Ad School in Buenos Aires have taken pictures and made a Naked Barbie Calendar! 

Now believe it or not... Mattel, creator of the Barbie is all up in arms - they don't like their precious Barbie presented as a sex symbol and shown all naked and such.  Umm, really?  And why is this such a controversy.  I think it's pretty funny.  It's not like the Barbie is really all that hot - her body is less than a foot tall, made of plastic, her boobs are just bumps of plastic, and she's got no real holes in her - she's not even a good blow up doll substitute. Although, I have to admit, some of the pictures are kind of hot :)  You can see all the calender pictures here -->  http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/matchbox-barbie-calendar

The authors/artists/creative directors/whatever you want to call them say...

Artists Costa and Souza claim the calender is a comment on how sex is used to sell everything in society. But Matell's European spokeswoman Dr Stephanie Wegener said: "We have nothing to do with these pictures. "We don't want Barbie portrayed in this way, especially with our logo. We will be taking legal action against the creators.