It's an all inclusive package for just $10,010! With that $10K you get a Red Ruby Ring, Limo Service, Flowers, Fireworks, a Photographer, and a videographer. Oh, and they'll throw in the $10 pizza box for another $10.
Boys, as great as this seems - an all in one shot (and only 10 available!) proposal. Please do not do it! No girl wants to say that their man "ordered up their proposal online" and the highlight of it was a $10 pizza deal. Don't get me wrong, pizza is great, but what you going to do, put the ruby ring in the middle of the pizza (ohh, and only a one item pizza!)? It would get all greasy.
And on that note, guys... please don't don't put a ring in any type of food or beverage. There is just too many opportunities for swallowing and no one wants to have to dig through their excrement (yes, big word!) for their fancy ring - and then have to wear that shit (pun intended) on their finger!
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