Monday, March 12, 2012

Fractured Phallus

A Boner is not a bone, but it can break.  Did you know that a penis can actually break?  It is true.  Yeah, and that really blows.  While it's not particularly common - only 1,300 such cases have been documented from 1935 - 2001 (but does everyone "document" such an injury?), it can happen to you or your man

Only during a serious erection can one (of course - a man) have this breaking problem.  We aren't talking Lorenna Bobbet chopping the thing clear off, but instead a serious injury to a man's most manly parts and during a time he is particularly vulnerable.

So... as you know when a man gets an erection his penis becomes hard.  This is because a large amount of blood has been rushed to the penile structure (I'm trying to be clinical here for a second - forgive me!) and the penile structure becomes engorged with blood. 

If sudden trauma happens to the penis - such as it being bent suddenly or forcefully during this time one of two cylinders in the penis can rupture - resulting in a broken penis  And believe it or not, it's often accompanied by an audible cracking sound followed by immediate dark bruising - OUCH.  Blood can even be drained through the urethra (umm, peeing blood?  Ewww)

How the hell can this happen?  I've had some very vigorous sex in my day -- but never fractured someone's cock (that I know of - but I'm sure you'd seriously know!)  A cock can break with serious aggressive or acrobatic sex or even in some cases aggressive masturbation (seriously, is a guy going to admit he broke his own penis with aggressive masturbation?!?)

So what should you avoid?  Because no one wants a broken penis!  Penis fractures usually occur when the penis strikes the pubic bone during serious sexual activity.  It also can occur rolling over in bed with a hard on (well, shit that can't be easy to avoid).  Also... it's even been reported to happen when a man rushes to get clothed with an erect penis - that's a fracture without a fuck - totally not worth it.  Most often the break occurs when the woman is on top - that's a bitch because that's a position that usually gets women off!

I will spare you the pictures, but if this happens to you or your man - get it checked IMMEDIATELY.  Besides the obvious lack of erection (for his lifetime), the penis fracture can lead to some serious grotesque deformations of the cock. 

Enjoy sex.  :)




6 comments:

  1. So does that mean no woman on top sex???

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  2. OMG I never knew this was possible. The funny thing is in porn the penis is often portrayed as something that is going to destroy that delicate vagina, when it now looks like the vagina can destroy the penis lol.

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  3. It sure looks like a man is taking his penis into his own hands if he choses to have sex with a woman... But I have a strange assumption most men think it's worth the risk :)

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    1. LOL, I find it funny (umless it happens to your bf) in a way especially the pop noise it makes when it happens. Can you imagine yhe situation, take it woman then snap ahhh

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    2. Google the penis fracture involving Prince Yahshuda and Bethany Benz, it was an interesting case.

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  4. I found in searching this that a porn actor called Prince Yahshua penis got fractured doing reverse cowgirl with Bethany Benz. Like the article says blood can come out of the pee hole. In this case it went everywhere, very gross indeed.

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