Busty Girl Problems

So, this afternoon I clicked on a link that a friend put on her facebook page - 10 Pugs that look like other things...  basically, it's Friday afternoon and I needed a pick me up.  But low and behold, at the bottom of the page was another link to a page called, "12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have"  You know I had to click. 

Imagine my surprise, and delight when I not only found a list, but awesome illustrations from a woman named Paige Hasley Warren that keeps a website called "Busty Girl Comics."  I just had to copy and paste these comics here because I seriously got a kick out of them, and they are SO damn true!.

1.  The Surprise Stain

So damn true, I lovingly refer to this as my "shelf."  I can't get through a single meal, snack or anything without ending up with food falling on my shelf, or god forbid, down the cleavage.  In the evening, when I take my bra and shirt off there is no saying what I might find - crumbs, leaves, a small child....

2. The Counter Dilemma

Yup, there you are, sitting at a counter or a bar and it cuts  you off RIGHT in the middle of your boobs.  If you sit there your boobs flush with the counter you feel like you are too far away, but rest them on the counter and you look like a hoe (granted, it does lighten the load - these things are HEAVY)

3. Airplane Turbulence

Turbulence of any kind sends these fun bags a rocking.  Basically, you feel like you have two rattles on your chest that have a mind of their own.

4. Motorboarding Proposition

I've covered this one before.  You have boobs that hang out there and people (men and women alike) can't help but ask you about motorboating...

5.  The Built in Bra Issue

Now guys might not understand this, but many women's tank tops have this * great * invention called a built in bra.  Basically for smaller chested women they can forgo the actual bra and just go with what is built into the garment.  If you are top heavy, these built in bras are a serious joke.  Not only will they only provide you such little support that it's practically indecent, even when wearing a regular bra underneath the built in bra can't hold you in.  You end up with so much cleavage you should practically be on the pole.  And my big chested sisters out there understand how difficult it is to find a camisole or tank top without a built in bra so you can wear it like a regular women - you see how this shit bugs me?

6. The Shoulder Strap Attack

Shoulder straps - both purse and seat belts - are basically the enemy of those big chested girls.  The strap won't just set on top of your boobs, instead it has to sit RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, making it not only uncomfortable but giving major attention to your boobs

7.  The Dish washing Dilemma

Just like on the counter, these big boobs get in the way of things in front of you.  While washing dishes, bending over the sink your boobies stick out and sticking out means they are going to get dishwater wet. 

8. Ye Old "boob Spillage"

Again, these boobs stick out a long ways.  And it doesn't seem like many of us have a total awareness of where they are at all times.  Mostly because we are probably trying to forget about them.  But these boobs can knock all kinds of things over - most dangerous is at the dinner table when glasses of liquids stand in easy reach. 

9.  Simply Folding Your Arms

Just try folding your arms in front of you - where do your arms lay?  Right in the MIDDLE of your chest, right.  If you are boobalicious, it's awkward to rest your arms in the middle of your chest.  So above them looks silly - like you are using them to hold up your arms, crossing underneath shows them off so you are left with not crossing them at all - probably your best bet.

10.  Ruffles!

Ruffles are Retarded.  At least for us full boob babes.  Want more attention drawn to your big chest - wear these ever popular ruffles, want to hide them, avoid ruffles at all costs.  Most men question why the hell we would want to hide big boobs - hey guys, not all of us want to be seen for our boobs first - everything else second.

11. Stairs

Bounce, Bounce, Bounce.  We talked about turbulence.  Imagine if you are making your own turbulence.  As you walk down the stairs your boobs bounce in unison and if they are that big they just keep bouncing after the initial jolt (think a rock thrown in the water with decreasing concentric circles).  So what do you do?  You walk down making your own bra support with your hands - that just looks as silly