Thanks to a new Tinder friend... I was turned "on" to this amazing song by Wendy Ho. This lady is awesome, and it's a great follow-up to the last post on Sex Week at Harvard with their high class (and probably high priced) seminar called, "What What in the Butt"
And because this is definitely NSFW, here are the lyrics. You can read really racy stuff... but when it comes out of your speakers, we know that shit can get you in a whole hell of a lot of trouble.
Poop Noodle Song
Please don’t fuck me in the ass tonight
That Popeye’s Fried Chicken ain’t sittin right
And please don’t try to stick it in all quick
Or you’ll end up with some shit on yo dick
Don’t try to sway me by puttin on that Aretha
Or you’ll end up with poop in yo urethra
I ain’t gonna do it because it hurts
I ain’t gonna do it, got the Hershey squirts!
Dingleberries all in yo balls
You want poop noodle?
I’m gonna give it to you!
Wo-oh wahow ohwoahwoahwaho!
You want some butt sex, you want up in it
But not tonight in my anus!
You want my pooper, you wanna pound it
But it feels like I’m gonna shit on yo dick!
Please don’t drive down my Hershey Highway
I just drank some Maalox now you actin gay
And please stop fingering my brown eyed butthole
Unless you wanna end up with a stanky tootsie roll
Our love used to be never ending, just like a story
I’m sorry but this ain’t no hole of glory!
I got a perfect pussy what more do you need?
You nasty muthafucka want my butthole to bleed!
Anal fissures and some corn on yo nuts
You want poop noodle?
Which is poop comin out yo peehole after you fuck a butt that has shit in it! Ah!
You want some butt sex, you want up in it
But not tonight in my anus!
You want my pooper, you wanna pound it
But it feels like I’m gonna shit on yo dick!
P-O-O-P N-O-O-D-L-E
What’s that spell, y’all?
P-O-O-P N-O-O-D-L-E
It’s more like what’s that smell, y’all?
You want some butt sex, you want up in it
But not tonight in my anus!
You want my pooper, you wanna pound it
But it feels like I’m gonna shit on yo dick, son.
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