5 of your things that your man secretly wishes he could buy without looking like a sissy.

Most of the time men are bitching about all the crap that women have.  You know all the lotions, powders and gels it takes us to get ready in the morning.  (But hey, they don't complain when we look good - do they?!?!)  But there are some of the crap that women have close to our hearts that men secretly wish they could buy on their own, so instead they just steal us. 

You know guys, if we can buy condoms at the store for the non-existent penis we don't have, then you can buy some of this so called girly stuff that can go either way.  Man up dude!

1. Face Scrub

Face Scrub is a wonderful thing, and I'm talking about anything that's NOT soap.  Many guys I've known still think that the only thing that you can use - as a man - to wash your face is old fashioned soap.  And let me tell you, that crap leaves all kinds of residue.  Haven't your seen those commercials with the shower door that is all clouded over?  That crap is on your face!  Believe it or not, face scrub and face washes aren't just made for women anymore and guys you don't have to be afraid to buy something that smells "like a girl!"  All kinds of companies are making manly face scrubs from drug store brands to very high end brands.  And trust me, it's worth it!  Your face will thank me - as will your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other/fuckbuddy/one night stand.  Nothing is better than a soft face. 

2. When Harry Met Sally

Ahh, those romantic movies.  Or any other movie that a guy is afraid to purchase.  Hey guys, it's ok to have emotions!  And guess what... most girls will drop their panties for guys who can push a little tear out at a movie.  But warning - watch yourself.  If you look like a blubbering idiot it can have the complete opposite effect! 

3. Lip Balm

Guys, we know you'll "invest" in the cheap Chapstick at the check out counter, but I hope you know that Chapstick lives up to it's price, and that's not great.  There is a reason there are hundreds of kinds of lip balm out there and they can get expensive.  And trust me, if you spend just a little bit more you will be a lot happier.  And smooth lips = lots more kisses.  Steal your woman's fancy lip balm or get some of your own.  Just remember to take it out of your pocket before you wash your jeans - it's not machine washable. 


4. Netflix Streaming Password And Username

Yes, all's fair in love and ... breakups.  If you have a netflix streaming account, he's probably going to want your password and username and going to use it for yourself (at least that's what the author of the article I found said)... Now I don't know about you, but I'm not so stupid that I'm going to give anyone my username and password to anything, and netflix isn't all that expensive these days - get your own damn account dude.  Until we are living together you aren't sharing my streaming! 

5. Moisturizer

Just like the face scrub, guys have an aversion to the moisturizer - but they really could benefit from it!  Listen guys, you ever feel itchy, dry?  There are aisles in the Supermarket, let alone fancy stores where you can pick up this stuff called MOISTURIZER that will help you!  You don't have to get the fun smelling stuff, just a neutral smell, but it will do wonders for your skin.  And soft skin is touchable skin, and touchable skin is sexy skin!