Vasectomies!
Yes, believe it or not. During the start of start of March Madness, Dr. Stephen Jones of the Cleveland Clinic said there are 50% more vasectomies during the first week of March Madness than any other time of the year (no, I'm not making this shit up - this is real news from a real source - FoxNews.com)
Apparently, men like to get the ol' snip snip during a time when they can watch the NCAA basketball tournament while they are recovering. For all the details... they have to keep keep ice on the "area" for at least a day keeping the area cold, but because it hurts but because there can be a lt of swelling.
Some urologists even offer incentives during the March Madness time and offer things like coupons for free pizza delivery, sports magazines and "survival kits."
Dr. Richard Chopp (which of course shortens to the most awesome name for a urologists that performs vacestomies in the world - Dr. Dick Chopp!) at the Urology Team in Austin, TX gives his patients a t-shirt that says, "I Got Chopped at the Urology Team" (I wonder how many actually wear that out of the house.)
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