Or the "Fish Face" Yes... you know it. I'm not sure why girls do this but they suck in their cheese and purse their lips. Or even just get their lips surgically puffed up. Yes, I guess that bigger lips are sexier because men have some kind of oral fixation - but no one thinks that big puffy lips that look like you got attacked by bees is attractive. Leave the collagen at the doctors office - if you want your lips to look bigger, put on some shiny gloss. And lets be honest, the picture at the left looks like the girl had an implant of the other lips on her face. And while a guy might think it's kind of cool to have a set of vag lips on your face, it's not all that attractive in the real world.
Baby Voices are good for one thing... Babies. I think they only people it's really sexy for are those wierd ass people who have the fetish to dress up like adult babies - I think I saw a CSI on it once (and once it's on CSI you know it's not all that of a downlow fetish - and that shit is scary - do we really have a lot of grown women out there sexually arroused by acting like babies - ugh!). So if you are one of those people, knock yourself out, but for the rest of us - leave your baby voice for when you are around babies (and even then they say the baby voice isn't good for kids - it teaches them improper English and voice annunciation). Besides, you never want to talk to a guy in baby voice and insuate that he's your father - that's just giving him a little too much control.
Call me crazy (yeah, go ahead, i know you want to!)... but most of the guys I know prefer their women natural... And that means all natural. No extra hair pasted on to your head. No guy wants to be running his fingers through your hair and get stuck on some kind of weave or pull out a big ol chunk of fake hair. I can just see him pulling out a section of hair and panicing and trying to put it back on while you are completely unaware watching a movie. Yeah, he's not going to like that. And you don't want to give him any excuse to run - and men make up any excuse - the point is to not give him any.
If you look like an orange and smell like a tropical fruit from all the products it's not a good thing. And this one is not just for the girls out there - some men are addicted to the spray tan (and it's not just the spray tan, some go for the old school tanning bed which is even worse because some day they are going to have the skin cancer to remind them of their "glory days") Excessive tanning is not good for anyone. It's not attractive, not does it show anything but you have a little too much time on your hands. If you really feel the need to have a little color in your skin - go for a little bronzer girls. It's safer and can be washed off! And FYI, the picture to the right is a POSITIVE before and after from a tanning website. Personally I think she looks a lot better before - granted I'm a white girl that could probably double as a ghost - but I like my paleness.
Staying healthy is good (I probably should think about it more often - I tend to take the idea that I will start excercising and watching my diet better always - next week... But next week never comes - interesting how it works like that...) But those girls who are ALWAYS dieting, you know the type, they can ever cheat because it would do horrible things to their body are such buzz kills. You jsut want to shove chocolate cake down their throat and then tie them to something so they can't go and obsessively work out afterwards. Granted, maybe that's a little psychotic... but I don't like people like that - and neither do them. men are carefree and even if they are extremely healthy cheat all the time! And that's cheating ontheir diet, not one you!
If someone can tell me why smart girls act dumb just to get men's attention I probably would give you... well maybe a penny (I'm a little strapped for cash right now...) But I just don't get it - Guys make like the dumb act for awhile - A dumb girl is fun to play with - she doesn't talk back nor does she have any opinion on what to do so you can really just boss her around. But for the long term, a dumb girl is really just boring. And how does a smart girl act that way for long? Do you really just hide it?
And not the kind you eat.... For those of you who don't know - Chicken Cutlets is the slang term for a bra insert that literally looks like a little chicken cutlet. A woman puts it in her bra to increase her cup size - up to a full cup increase. These are all about false advertising of course. And what's even worse isthat when wearing these and hooking up you obviously have to be very proactive. You can't just go to town and go hog wild (second animal refernce), instead the girl must take a break and remove said cutlets from her bra and hope in the throws of pasion the guy doesn't notice a whole cup size mssiing from each bra. If not removed, you definately risk the danger of your secret being discovered and that's just ugly.
Yup, over plucking. I would say 9 in 10 guys don't even know that girls even pluck their eye brows and would only notice if a girl had a really nasty unibrow. And while eyebrows are barely noticed, they are also highly noticed if they have gone bad. You know - the unibrow (totally ok to pluck, wax, etc), or the very harsh drawn on brow which looks really stupid. So again, like I've said before - go natural.
For those of us who grew up in the 80's we lived in the era of Lee Press on Nails and those were awesome - when we were TEENAGERS. But remember girls, we are all over 30 now and have to accept that we are grownups (I know - it sucks). And Press-on Nails aren't attractive. Not only do they look so fake, but they also are very dangerous - they come unstuck in some of the strangest places (his back during sex, during cooking, etc). Besides, these days, natural short nails are actually pretty darn attractive.
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