Monday, March 19, 2012

30 Places to Do it Before you die

I've heard a time or two that the same old routine sex can get boring.  You know the type, in the bed, lights off before bed.  Well, damn it... sex should be fun (and adventurous!).  So when I found this list of 30 places to have sex before you die, I had to share. 

I have to admit that most of these are unknown to me (as of now) but I want to explore them!

1.  The Zoo (I guess you run off and hide behind the monkey cage?)

2.  Behind a waterfall (Seriously romantic, and personally I have a love of water being drizzled down on me, and this sounds awesome)

3.  Work Utility Closet (Bonus if you are fooling around with someone at work and you sneak away to do it in the closet!)

4.  Ladies Lounge at Radio City Music Hall (I have no idea where this came from - but if you know = let me know)

5.  In the woods (on a hike?)

6.  Police Mobile Unit (Like after you get arrested?  Not sure this one is the best idea)

7.  Kitchen Heck yeah, there are so many places to explore!

8.  On your desk at work (LOVE this idea.  Totally great to day dream during a bad work day the things that happened here before)

9.  Public Transportation - bus, subway, taxi, water taxi, ferry, trolley (maybe on one that isn't so busy.  And while I have personally not experienced it, I know a hell of a lot of people who have had sex in a taxi or limo)

10.  On the floor (ok. ok.  Hard surface)

11. On a grand piano (a la Pretty Woman).  (just the random nosies coming from the piano are enough!)

12.  On a roof (Under the stars?  Above everyone else, that's awesome)

13. Playground (when kids arn't around) maybe on a swing? 

14. On a boat (If this boat is a rocking, don't come knocking!)

15. Golf Course at Night (at least the greens are soft!)

116,  In a room with mirrors (your own personal porno staring - YOU)

17.  In an airplane restroom (Mile High Club Baby!)

18.  On the beach (as long as you have a towel or blanket down - no one wants sand in those special areas)

19.  On a bear skin rug (Bonus: in front of the fireplace)  I have a thing for sex in front of the fireplace - not that I've done it - but it sounds romantic

20.  In a tent (camping - sounds nice)

21.  In your childhood bedroom (too bad mine is not around anymore!)

22.  In a body of water (I have done this, and I can't say it was the best - granted, that very well could have been the lousy partner)

24.  In a department store dressing room (Bonus for Victoria's Secret - granted, I wonder how many people have already done that!)

25.  On the hood of a car (as long as it's not hot!)

26.  On a staircase (This seems really uncomfortable to me.  But maybe I'm just thinking of the wrong position)

27.  On the top of a washing machind while it's running (more vibrations is always good)

28.  Bar Bathroom (Serious drunken, must have you NOW sex.)

29. In your parents bed (Really not sure about this one!!!)

30.  In a field at sunset (Very romantical) 

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