So, what does a girl's underwear say about her? I've done a blog on boxers, briefs and boxer briefs ... it's time for the girls. I found this article on thefrisky.com. Do I agree? Do you agree?
Attitude: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Tricked you, sucker!
Pro: Men love white undies, even the cheap brands that come in a bag. If you ask dudes bout their pantie preference, 9 out of 10 will say white. In related news, if you Google “white panties,” all the results are porn sites. No other type of lingerie holds this distinction. Consider yourself warned.
Con: How do I say this delicately? It’s the most, um, stainable choice you can press up against three orifices.
Ahh, yes the good old Hanes white underwear. I have to admit, I have quite a few pair. A nice pair of cotton drawers is great. But cons are seriously true! Girls appear to be 100% clean, but on white EVERYTHING shows, no matter how clean you are. And so, I googled "white panties" and damn. be warned!!! Or be excited, take your picture. But I did it just for you, and to get this picture - because I know how ya'll love examples.
Attitude: Happy Birthday to you!
Pro: Show off your booty cleavage.
Con: Anal.
I have to admit, this is a new one for me. And I would have to also say, it's not a preferential pair of underwear. Seriously? You want butt cleavage? Now, there are good kinds of cleavage associated with your boobs, even toe cleavage can be cute... but BUTT CLEAVAGE? All that reminds me of is a plumber's crack and the last time I checked that wasn't sexy....ever!
Attitude: These should make you pounce me like a tiger, but they cost a day’s pay, so please don’t tear them off me, literally.
Pro: Makes you feel like a million bucks.
Con: Will you get enough bang for your buck?
Yeah, we are not talking about Victoria's Secret here - we are talking about bras and underwear that cost in the HUNDREDS of dollars - think La Perla (gifts of La Perla readily accepted = thanks!) This is stuff you'd only buy for yourself if you had a huge influx of money, And I would be so worried about ripping it that where would be the fun in ripping off your clothes?
Attitude: An interesting dichotomy:
If you’re in a relationship: It’s not like I’m going to get any.
If you’re single: I’ve hit rock bottom/laundry day and am about to have a one-night stand.
Pro: They’re comfy.
Con: They’re about as sexy as seeing grandma in her knickers. No offense, Grams!
And after all that, you know what I think? Granny Panties are awesome! They are comfortable as hell, they don't ride up (or down) and who cares if they aren't attractive! The boys are going to take them off anyway. So screw it, I love my big girl underwear, and I don't care!
Attitude: Tonight baby, I’m gonna get freaky with you.
Pro: You look like a super bad mofo.
Con: Plastic fabric can easily lead to that not-so-fresh feeling.
Seriously, vinyl? Guess not everyone is concerned about comfort as I am. So if you are going the vinyl direction - please don't wear it very long (which I guess is the point). And guys, get a new fetish - no one wants to sweat out a day's worth in a couple of minutes because their lady parts (top AND bottom) can't breathe!
Attitude: I work out and I also lived through the ‘80s.
Pro: Shows off your perfectly toned hips and thighs.
Con: Who has perfectly toned hips and thighs besides Jane Fonda?
Really? A string bikini is reminiscent of the 80's? And I thought underwear was timeless!
Attitude: I’m shy about flashing my body, but I’m perfectly fine with flashing my tunnel of love.
Pro: Cheap, cause there’s no material.
Con: Pointless.
Let me tell you, it's not easy to find a picture of crotchless underwear that's not completely inappropriate! So here you go. And if you chose this type, seriously, I hope your man (or woman) enjoys it, because you certainly aren't!
Attitude: I’m elegant and sophisticated. Or, I’m on the rag.
Pro: Sleek, dark, stain-proof and slimming.
Con: Tends to show through clothes.
Well, shit... the frisky let out the secret. Black underwear doesn't stain (if you know what I mean) It also is just easy, black feels like it goes with everything. But if you take down a girls pants and see that black underwear you might want to double check what's going on down there....
Attitude: Let’s get comfortable on the couch.
Pro: Soft, cotton, and flattering on the thigh.
Con: Can sometimes be too masculine. If you and your man got the same brief on, party over.
Boyshorts are oh so comfortable. and I have to say, I've sure met a lot of guys lately that love this style. Maybe a nice pair of boyshorts, and your pants button down shirt - to me that sounds sexy, but then again maybe I'm just weird.
Attitude: I’m so into you, I don’t mind a little chafing.
Pro: Peek-a-boo!
Con: The aforementioned possibility of chafing.
Umm, if you have that much chafing with lace underwear - you are getting the wrong lace! Nice, comfortable lace doesn't chafe and it is oh so sexy.
Attitude: I’m feeling like a Playboy Bunny: flirty and high-maintenance.
Pro: Pink!
Con: Pink!
I have to say I don't think much about the color of my underwear if it's not white or black - although sometimes I will admit to matching my underwear to my outfit. Does pink really make that much of a difference?
Attitude:Rub me for good luck, er, to get lucky.
Pro: Glamorous.
Con: Snags easily, and can make things, temperature-wise, pretty hot—as in satin burn.
Like vinyl, satin doesn't breathe... and I'm BIG into breath ability (apparently!) personally, I don't find satin any more sexy than anything else - but then again I might be wrong
CLASSIC COTTON
Attitude: Straight-up chillin’.
Pro: Comfortable to wear. Even better, soft to rub.
Con: Nuthin’ special to see here.
Cotton, the fabric of our lives! Maybe it's not so sexy, but it's great and comfortable for every day use... And if just happen to get it on during an every day situation - it's not going to cause panic!
Attitude: Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson or future Mrs. Robinson.
Pro: Unleashes your inner sex animal.
Con: Always makes you look older than you actually are. Luckily, some guys are into that!
I might have an unnatural obsession with animal print. I have every type of animal print shoes - leopard, snake, giraffe, etc... When it comes to underwear, I do have less - but I think animal print is sexy -- now what I think is sexy and what guys think is sexy can be totally different things - but it's all about YOU feeling sexy, the guy is going to do you regardless of what he finds you are wearing for underwear.
Attitude: Put me over your knee and spank me!
Pro: Pinup girl flirty.
Con: They’re all kinds of bunchy and will make you look like you’re wearing a diaper, unless you’re in a puffy skirt with lots of crinoline
Ruffles are cute, but cute... not sexy. And if you have a bigger bum, the last thing you want to do is add on extra bulk!
And I go straight to the naughty clothing section. Yay for me!
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