Cooking with Cum

OK, this made me laugh so hard I have tears streaming down my face.  I cannot help but share a REAL book out there called "Natural Harvest: A Collection of semen-based recipes."

I only WISH I was making this up.  But it's true. 

According to the author, Fotie Photenhauer,

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

So, for $24.95 plus shipping, in 3-5 business days you can start cooking!  Just let me know if you do try any of these recipes, so I can seriously avoid your cooking.