And you thought you were having a dry spell...

Apparently Tim Gunn has been celibate for 29 years.  Yes, TWENTY-NINE years, longer than many of my friends have been alive. 

Apparently, Mr. Gunn has a bad relationship way back nearly 30 years ago.  The man in question was "impatient" with his sexual prowess.  Not sure what impatient means, but ouch! 

Talk about a bad ass boyfriend who makes you feel so bad about your sexual performance that you abstain for three decades!

And in other non-shocking news....

Washington DC has been named one of the highest binge drinkers.  The Center's fro Disease Control (CDC)'s Vital Sounds Report DC, along with the Midwest, New England, Alaska and Hawaii ranked the highest in binge drinkers.

Oh yes, for those of you who aren't surprised.  DC residents regularly consume 6 drinks in a short time.  Usually these fools are between the ages 18 and 34, the group that most frequently consists of age 65 and up.  And dang, it costs a shit load to binge drink - those who drink the most (around 5 times a month) make less than $25K a year, but in 2006 binge drinking cost each person $746, and the economy on a while $223.5B - now is this helping the economy or hurting??

Curse of the reciept strikes AGAIN

Yes, I can't believe it... but the curse of the receipt strikes again.  This time from Papa Johns. 

Now I don't know about you, but I didn't know that employees of food establishments were so creative with their naming of tables.  I never really look at my my receipt other than the totals.  What if I'm really missing a creative name that some waiter/waitress made for me. 

So back to the Papa John's receipt.  

This time, while creative - the waiter was just a wee bit racist.  (Granted last time they were homophobic!) 

And another... Last month, a cashier at a Chick-fil-A restaurant in Irvine, Calif., was fired after allegedly mocking Asian-American customers,

by "naming" receipts "Ching" and "Chong"

So boys and girls.  For those eating out - check the "name" on your order.  And for those waiters/waitresses.  Watch yourself, little games like this can get you in a lot of trouble.  If not just fired, possibly legal - ouch!
 
 But since, I'm all out for fun - have this ever happened to you?  What did they call you?  Or for those in the service industry - what witty names have YOU used?

An extra charge for being gay?

This is a reason to check your receipts... An extra charge for being gay?  I mean, one penny isn't too much - but really... don't the gays get it enough!

Hell, we should charge 10 cents for the straights, we are the ones who are screwing up in the world. 

And damn, those are some seriously expensive chicken sandwiches, I really hope that it was wrapped in gold foil (and real gold, not that fake shit)

Missed Connections that should stay... missed.

You all know how much I love Craig's List.  It just might be one of my favorite things to read.  Not because I'm looking for anything in particular - but because some of the posts make my self esteem soar.  It's like watching trashy reality tv - you can thank the lord that you are more normal than THOSE people.

So  today when I came across this group of Missed Connections that should stay missed on someecards I fell in love.  Maybe not love, but a whole lot of like. 

Ahh, yes.  We made out at Plough and Stars (what the hell is Plough and Stars, sounds interesting in itself), and it was good.  But I was so trashed that I don't remember your name or what you look like... (don't hate - we've all been there, and if you claim you haven't you are a lying sack of shit).  But the fact that he took the time to write a missed connection and then changed his mind half way through probably shows that he's still drunk.  AA Anyone?

Kudos to her for waiting until she was 22 to lose her virginity, but no kudos to her for obviously forgetting to use protection.  Dumbshit.  

mmm, if she doesn't find this guy - I want him!  A short shirt and bike shorts (not sure if he was in good shape, because BONUS points for a guy that would wear that get-up who wasn't in good shape!)  And the skid mark, humm wow!  Please send this dude my way.

 Just in case you have the urge to have casual sex again these days... meet this woman!  Oh yeah, I was hot and bothered and needed sex, sorry about not telling you about that itty bitty virus that can cause big nasty legions on your dick.  Yeah, hope you enjoy it!  And call me back buddy, we can do it again!

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