Guys have it very easy, mostly it's just a tug and a pull and poof (or ooze - whatever the case may be). Women are not so easy, it's like you have to line up all the right dials and push the buttons in the correct order and even then it still doesn't work 100% of the time. It's a very cruel joke.
So when I came across an article today on the 5 Common Myths of the Female Orgasm I had to share and compare.
MYTH #1 "Normal" women have orgasms through intercourse alone.
Turns out only one third of women actually achieve the big O regularly though intercourse. Can you say, ouch?! Only 1/3? That number is way too small. And another third CAN achieve an orgasm through vaginal intercourse, but only with some extra simulation thrown in. And even more sad, there are some women who will never achieve orgasm during the full monty. Personally, I think this is not quite fair. What the hell?
Seriously? I've never even heard of this one. But apparently it's out there that you can achieve orgasm by eating yogurt. Apparently this started because of a genius (in my opinion - any advertising that starts a myth and keeps people thinking about it is genius in my opinion). Anyway, turns out that Yopliat's advertising with a woman groaning with pleasure eating a cup of fruit-flavored yogurt. Shame, it isn't the case - maybe I would actually be tempted to eat yogurt if it was true.
MYTH #3 "Come Together" by The Beatles is about the female orgasm.
Nowadays, basically every song has sexual under (or not so under) tones. But the Beatles "Come Together" is not one of them. John Lennon write the wrong for Timothy Leary when he ran for California Governor against Ronald Reagan. Oh, and yeah, he didn't win. If he did you might know his name and not Reagan's. Of course, Leary didn't win because his campaign platform was to legalize week and his slogan was "Come together, join the party" Sorry, if you want a sexual song, you'll have to keep looking. Granted, I'm not a fan of the Beatles (hate me if you want) so I had no idea about this one at all! But if you are interested, "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones is actually about a man's orgasm.
MYTH #4 The Northridge earthquake of '94 was caused by several simultaneous female orgasms.
Those would be some seriously powerful orgasms! But in reality it was caused my a rupture in a previously undiscovered trust fault in the San Fernando Valley - the earthquake not the orgasm! But did you know that the Valley is the epicenter of the porn industry and if you are wondering, the earthquake occurred at 4:31 am - and believe it or not, porns are only shot during normal business hours... yes, it's true.
MYTH #5 Gwyneth Paltrow has never had an orgasm
Seriously? While is this even on this list. But, this - like the others is false. This Gwyneth woman has had an orgasm in her life (and my belief is that she's probably had multiple - although maybe not in the same setting - that shit is hard to do)
Now after writing all of this I have to admit I'm a little embarrassed, I figured this would be a real list - but by the time I was through all 5 myths I've written enough to not want to delete it... so take that and enjoy it.
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