Big Bulges

I'm all about what a guy is packing in his pants.  It's great to unwrap that package the first time and see what he's going to give me.  It's like my first special gift. 

Now, I like that gift to be a little bit of a surprise.  Yes, there is always a bit of a hint if he gets a bit "excited" and you feel that little (or not so little) bulge.  But I don't want to see an outline through his pants. 

Imagine flipping through Banana Republic's online catalog and finding a great pair of pants for your significant other - only to be greeted with a big ol' not so hidden surprise.  Umm yeah, they can photoshop TONS of weight off women - but apparently we leave obviously huge penis's in plain view.