The 20 Strangest Sex Laws.

As a fun little tidbit today, I will share with you the 20 Strangest Sex Laws, as found on BuzzFeed.com.

1.  There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and de-flower young virgins, who pay them for the privilage of having sex for the first time.  Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

     I hope the men are at least good, they would have a lot of practice.

2.  Most Middle Eastern countries reccognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
    note to men into lamb bestality, don't develop a taste for lambchops.

3.  In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.  Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by dealth.
     Again, with the sex with animals thing.  Seriously, who looks at an animal and says... wow.  Yummy (except in the food way - that I understand!)

4.  Anywhere in the U.S, it is illegal to use any live endagered species, except insects, in pubic or private diplays, shows, or expeditions depicting cross species sex.  (Insectophiles apparently were sucessful in their lobbying efforts.)
     Seriously, was the person writing this a closet bestaility freak and was trying to research where he could and could not do his freaky ass shit.

5,  In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination.  He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
    Sounds like an excellent exam, especially in a country where there aren't many female doctors.  I wonder what the rate of STD's and reproductive diseases untreated in women are!

6.  In Hong King, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but any do so with her bare hands.  (The husbands lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any matter desired). 
   Does a knife or gun in your bare hands count?  You are still using your bare hands!

7.  In Santa Cuz, Boliva, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
   There goes man men and their MILF fantasies.

8.  In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances including the wedding night.
    Well, seems there are a hell of a lot of law breakers in Washington - say, nearly 100%.

9.  In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
  awkward, enough said.

10.  No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance withinthe boudaries of Tremonton, Utah.  If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper."  The man isn't charged nor is his named revealed.
  There is always a reason a law is enacted.  Makes me wonder where the hell this one came from. 

11.  In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
   I've seen southern Virginia - this might be for their own good.

12.  It's illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.
   Again, for their own good.  Those baker's dozen's of STD's run rampant in Vegas.  What happens in Vegas - stays in Vegas, except the Herpes.

13.  It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislator to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
  Which means some fool did this.  Granted, if the legistlature is not in session - penis custumes are all the rage.

14.  In Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusettes, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington DC, and Wisconsin an erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal.
     Men, say good bye to skinnny jeans and spandex - which you should have done YEARS ago.

15.  No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the small of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.  If his wife so requests law mandates that he brugh his teat.

     I'd like to see enforcement of this law....

16.  In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish (apparently it's ok for women.)

    Umm, how d the logistics work on that one.  Wait, I don't want to know!  And just for everyone's information - if you google "sexy fish" this is the second image that comes up.  Seriously, shocking, and seriously very funny considering!  Apparently, having sex with a live fish might be a little easier than I originally thought - ewww.

17.  Muslims are banned from looking at the genetials of a corpse.  This also applies to the undertakers; the sex organs of the diseased must be covered with a brick or pirece of food at the same time.
      Ouch, glad you aren't alive!

18.  An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming specificially band couples from having sex whilding standing inside a stores wallk in meat freezer.
   Burr.  And again someonneone did this BS!

20.  In hotels in Siox Falls South Dakota, every room is required to have a two, beds.  And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart with the coustomer rents a room for only one night.  And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
      Note to self, never stay there