Sunday, June 12, 2011

Yes, Please and Thank You. Foods to Increase your libido!

Lets work on some homeopathic ways to increase that libido!  Who needs that little blue pill when you can just eat some yummy food?  So boys and girls - make a fun shopping trip and have a nice bedroom picnic and fuck away!

Foods to Increase your libido

Celery


Seriously, really?  Celery!  Turns out that celery contains androsterone which is an odorless hormone released through male perspiration and turns woman on.  Hell yeah!  Crunch away some raw celery.  It's not only good for you health wise, it's good for your sexually!


Raw oysters

We've all know about the aphrodisiac quality of raw oysters - it's high in zinc which raises sperm and testerone production.  Oysters also contain dopamine - which is a hormone known to increase libido - even the act eating a oysters - the slurping of a raw oyster is erotic! 

Bananas

Not only does the banana have a very "erotic-look!"  They contain bromelain enzyme which increases libido and reverses impotence in men (sorry guys... but damn that's pretty awesome, and a great natural alternative to Viagra!).  Bananas also have tons of potassium and B vitamins like riboflavin which are great for energy - and what's better for a great fuck session then lots of energy. 


Avocado

Believe it or not, the Aztecs called the avocado tree ahucatl, or "testicle tree."  Umm yeah.  On a side note, not that I'm a huge fan of balls, but those Aztecs did have a point there...  The avocado, while being very yummy .. they contains high levels of folic acid, which helps metabolize proteins, giving you more energy - bonus again for long sex sessions!  They also contain vitamin B6 which is a nutrient that increases male hormone production and potassium that regulates a woman's thyroid gland.  Both help increase the libido!  So chop up some avocado.

Almonds (or nuts in general)

Almonds are extremely healthy for you.  They have that great healthy fatty acid that apparently is a great raw material for men's healthy production of hormones.  Also, the smell of almonds (not sure I get a strong smell from almonds - but I trust the "experts") is suppose to arouse passion is us women.  So almond scented lotion or candles are great (of course, I'm not 100% convinced the smell of what they "say" is almond matches up with what I taste when I taste an almond, but I still like that smell that they tell me is almond...)


Mangoes, peaches and strawberries


Ahh fruit, the sexy food.  Or at least that's what all the movies make you believe.  What's better than champagne and strawberries?  Or that's what the movies make it look like - I've yet to be seduced with such a platter - I must be missing out.  But all the fruits are suggestive - as askmen.com says (yeah, I supposed I should have told you before now that this is an askmen list - you didn't think I was coming up with this list and all this information out of my ass did you?)  The suggestion is to use fruit in foreplay and all the sweety syrupy juices - if you get my drift.  If you don't - drip the juices on each others bodies and lick them off.  Got it? 

Eggs

Eggs are high in vitamins B6 and B5 - all those good B vitamins!  B5 and B6 help balance hormone levels and fight stress - highly important if you actually want to maintain a healthy sex life - seriously unbalanced hormones and stress is a recipe for disaster if you want to get laid - just ask any man with a stressed out hormonal wife... Umm yeah.

Liver

Definitely a food lacking in SERIOUS sex appeal - liver is actually good for your libido in diet.  Liver is a good source of glutamine which is a cellular fuel for your immune system and liver may help increase a slow down libido.  Now, you might be like me and not care how good for you liver is, that shit isn't coming anywhere near me, so I did a little side research - yes all for you...  According to wikipedia (and take that for what it is!)  Dietary sources of L-glutamine include beef, chicken, fish, eggs, milk, dairy products, wheat, cabbage, beets, beans, spinach, and parsley. Small amounts of free L-glutamine are also found in vegetable juices and foods, such as tofu. 


Chocolate

It's not just because woman have a chocolate fetish that borders on scary.  (side note, I actually don't like chocolate and have been questioned - frequently - if I am actually a woman, I can assure you -- I AM).  Chocolate contains theobromine - an alkaloid - which is similar to caffeine, and phenylethylamine - a chemical that produces feelings similar to "being in love"  So really, chocolate does make you feel better!
I can assure you, I didn't come up with this shit on my own, all these crazy vitamins and minerals - I'm not nutritionist or doctor!  So you can take my word for it, I found this on askmen.com and of course put my own spin, like I always do.  But seriously, these are normal foods - except the liver - and I would bypass that - YUCK.  Add them in and hopefully it helps add some fun. 

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