Dating Disasters

So, I'm not in the practice of putting personal stuff up here.  I don't like to hurt people's feelings and I would rather avoid any confrontation with people I know.  Mostly, I just want it to be fun. 

Well... lately my dating life has been quite the comedy.  I can't help but share my latest dating disasters from the past couple of months.  Note, I will be very vague, because I would like to protect the not so innocent. 

#1: The TOO nice guy
Don't get me wrong, I love a nice guy.  There is nothing better than a guy who is nice to animals, waiters and kids.  But I have to tell you - there is such a thing as too nice of a guy.  Mine was just boring.  You need a little spice in your life.  Or what I like to call, a bit of doucheyness.  The date with the too nice guy was a little boring, and I was afraid that when I hugged him at the end of the date he might freak out.    Now don't get me wrong (again), nice is good and he could have been nervous and all that - but I like to have a bit of entertainment.  STRIKE 1

#2: The Sister-Fucker
OK, maybe not exactly "fucker" but everything but... Yes, I went on a date with a guy - it went well, he was cool, there might actually be a second date.  But then when we were talking a couple of days later, he tells me that he feels really comfortable with me and would like to tell me a secret.  He and his sister have fooled around (when they were kids and recently as well!!!).  The kicker, he didn't understand why I thought it was so weird.  And we are not talking about a step-sister or anything, but his REAL blood sister.  Ouch.  STRIKE 2

#3 The Military Guy
I've always been against dating guys in the military, I don't want to move with them, and honestly they have a bit of an attitude (a bit too much doucheyness).  But lately, I've been opening my net wider (I'm getting older and still don't have a man - you have to bend some - or most - of your rules).  So, I've been talking to said Military Man and we go on a date... He shows up fall down drunk, you know the times when  you can't keep your head up - he was there.  Now, I played along (our conversations had been great!), but appeased him at every step because there is no sense talking to a drunk man.  STRIKE 3

#4: The Disappearing Man
So, I posted on Craig's List when I was bored (as I'm prone to do) and told the men in Craigland that I was looking for a nice guy with a bit of douche (reoccurring theme here).  I figured that I could find a guy with just a little bit of ego, and all that.  Well, I found him. . . We emailed back and forth for a couple of days.  The "last" day it was emails every couple of minutes.  We scheduled to meet after work, and I emailed him to confirm (elapsed time, less than 5 minutes), and the email is returned to sending, yahoo address unknown.  I tried a couple more times (and from different email accounts) and still, returned to sender, yahoo address unknown.  Turns out the fucker deleted his email.  STRIKE 4

After a while, one would get a complex, if the stories were so outlandishly weird.  At least I can provide entertainment value with my bad date stories.  So enjoy!