You're drinking WHAT?

What you drink says a lot about you, but what?  Yahoo's shine released this list - What do you think?

Martini: If you're a guy, you're trying to impress (and it's probably working). If you're a girl drinking a dirty martini, you're a hot mess: the dirtier, the messier, the hotter.  If you are a guy, you are probably a super metrosexual...


Vodka on the Rocks: Too self-conscious to actually order a martini.

White Russian: Obsessed with The Big Lebowski, and probably The Daily Show. Or, you just like to drink dessert.  Or just bizarre.

Bud Light: You're easy going, laid back, and at home at a sports bar. If you're a girl, you know how to hang with the guys.  How about a cheapass who like pissbeer? 

Stella Artois: You have no particular knowledge or affinity towards beer so you just order "Stella" cause it's familiar.

Lillet/Campari/Aperol: You're twee, and possibly like to throw around words like "mixology."  Umm, what?

Vodka Cranberry: When in doubt, you stick to what you drank in college.  A screwdriver for me.  Sometimes simplistic is better.

White Wine: You're definitely a woman. You're possibly a little uptight.  And you just scream HIGH MAINTENANCE

Prosecco: You're often a little uptight, but tonight you're looking to party.

Whiskey, neat: You're hot. Regardless of gender.  I'm not so sure how I feel about a woman drinking whiskey

Jager: Secretly wishing you were hanging out with your buddies.

Vodka Gimlet: You're a huge dork, but you hope sort of in a cool way?

Appletini: You've left the kids with a sitter and you're ready to have fun!  Don't knock them - they are good.

Pimm's Cup: You're an Anglophile.

Old-Fashioned: Mad Men is your favorite show: you either want to be, or have sex with, Don Draper.

Margarita, on the rocks: You've decided to have a good time tonight.

Margarita, frozen: You're in Cabo.

PBR: You're drinking quickly on your way to a non-profit fundraiser, followed by a poetry reading in a former industrial warehouse.

Tequila Shots: You're either getting laid, or just getting through it.  And don't care about waking up in the morning in a mood to do anything.

Long Island Iced Tea: You have a drinking problem.  or want to get drunk (really) quickly.

A beer, while at a Cocktail Bar: Overprotective of your manhood or unadventurous.

A cocktail, while at a dive bar: Insufferable.