Strange Sex Laws.

A friend of mine posted these on facebook the other day, and I just had to share.  And you know I'm not going to stay silent on my own opinions or thoughts on these as well.

Strange Sex Laws.
1.  Oral Sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. 
We are talking blow jobs right?  18 states, means there are thousands upon thousands of women who would love to use this against their husbands/boyfriends.  And many many men who would love to use this as an excuse to not go down on a woman.  So what's the penalty?

2.  In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
Well, shit.  Guess I've been highly illegal!  What fun is it to not see what you are doing.  Groping around and grabbing a finger or a toe instead of a cock.  Hey, it happens!

3.  Sexual intercourse between an unmarried couple is illegal in Georgia.
Ha, maybe that's why the South has just low ages of consent!

4. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon to talk dirty during intercourse.
But it's ok to do so with you boyfriend, just keep an extra (or two) on the side if you like that kind of thing.

5.  Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington D.C.
Uh, oh.  What would Bill Clinton say??

6.  In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
Seriously, what the fuck prompted this kind of law?  Is the man shooting (the gun!) at the woman - because then at least she is dying happy.

7.  In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a tool booth.
Guess someone on the Pena Turnpike took a very interesting break and failed to collect tolls - if anyone has been on the Pena Turnpike they need all those tools for all the damn road construction they are CONSTANTLY doing.

8.  Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
Ouch, nothing more needs to be said.  Ouch

9.  It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
Because if you hit the age of 65 and you are still single, pickings are limited.  Those Mormons are serious about their marriage after all. 

10.  Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
Sex with a chicken, fine.  Sex with a horse (or donkey!), not fine.  But if it's questionable, make sure to ask her weight.  Some of those animals can be tricky.