Friday, August 10, 2012

Showy Spandex

So... yes, I've been MIA for a hot second.  You know why?  Because I'm freaking obsessed with the Olympics.  I love them.  I don't care what sport is on (within reason - I still do NOT get the bike "timed trials") I watch it.  Tonight marks the end of the second week and there isn't a night that I haven't watched the coverage.  OK, but on to the actual point of this point.

The "uniforms" of the Olympics are quite - shall we say, showy.  Case in point, the men's rowing team shown here.  Their "shorts" leave little to the imagination.  You can tell what each man is packing.  Granted, it's truth in advertising... but personally, I'd like to find this out when he takes OFF his pants, but when he has them on.

So as the Olympics has gone on, I've gotten quite a show.  Seems in every sport there are tight bottoms that show off what each man is packing.  And unlike women, that 5th appendage doesn't change size with working out.  On that point, have you seen some of these women?  Working out at such a crazy pace reduces all fat on the body - ALL fat, so... boobs (which are mostly fat) are practically nonexistent!  Poor women.  thank god for crazy push up bras.

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