So... I've decided to do a series of my bad date stories, because I have a million of them! Now, I know I once said that I would never use personal stories, but I promise I will sanitize the stories so the not so innocent are protected.
Today's story happened just yesterday and I posted a short post on facebook and people told me to "start a blog" little did they know I already have this crazy thing.
So... here is the "Do you have a friend?" bad date. It's not technically a date, but just go with it.
I was on an unnamed online dating site last night and that tell tale beep sounded showing me that I had a message... This is the exchange that occurred over the evening:
Him: hi! Wanna make out?
Me: just randomly makeout?
Him: haha ya!
Me: well, as flattering as that is. I'm not really into casual kissing.
Him: haha ya!
Me: But good luck! You are a very good looking man who should get whatever he wants
:)
Him: hahah, well thank you!!! do you have any friends who might be looking?
You'll notice I was very nice, but seriously... Do you have any friends?
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