Just in case you think you made a bad decision....

You are nothing like this guy...  He made the brilliant idea to get his balls tattooed.  And let his friends video it.  Ouch!

http://gawker.com/5903159/if-youve-ever-wanted-to-watch-a-video-of-a-guy-getting-his-balls-tattooed-nows-your-chance

Ohh, and just in case you think this is a one time occurance.... umm, it's not.  Here's another.

Truck Balls.

This is not something I see in Washington DC very often... but that I did see in the Midwest very often.  But it's something I really do think is BEYOND obnoxious.  That is what I will refer to as "truck balls."  Now, you know me, and I'm probably the furthered thing from a prude, but damn having fake balls hanging from your truck hitch is just nasty!  Come on - there are kids that can see them and that's just not cool. 

Besides, it's just nasty - and no one really likes balls anyway.