Just in case you think you made a bad decision....

You are nothing like this guy...  He made the brilliant idea to get his balls tattooed.  And let his friends video it.  Ouch!

http://gawker.com/5903159/if-youve-ever-wanted-to-watch-a-video-of-a-guy-getting-his-balls-tattooed-nows-your-chance

Ohh, and just in case you think this is a one time occurance.... umm, it's not.  Here's another.