You know that condom in your wallet... the one that is practically antique because it's been there so long? Turns out that condom isn't the only antique out there. Condoms have been around forever.
Askmen published this list of things you don't know about condoms. And as I'm such a fan of these little rubber tubes I had to share!
1. Condoms have appeared in cave paintings
Condoms actually appeared in cave paintings estimated to be 15,000 years old. Believe it or not, some woman wrote a book about condoms - Jeannette Parisot wrote "Johnny Come Lately: A Short History of the Condom" But Parisot claims she cannot truly declare the use of the condom - it could be used as some sort of ritual, a form of birth control, or as protection against an STD. Stone age Transmitted Disorders!
2- Condoms used to be available only by prescription
Ugh, yeah. You had to go to the Pharmacy to get condoms - actually asking for them behind the counter. And this is not the silly new trend to keep condoms locked up in pharmacies, that's just BS. But only if you were a man -- men could pick up condoms to protect themselves against diseases from prostitutes - but god forbid you are a woman. Women could never get condoms to protect themselves from pregnancy or diseases themselves.
3. The Oldest Rubber Condoms date back to 1855
Condoms date back to the 17th century! In an 1824 text a "state of the art" recipe for condoms showed an "easy" dozen time-consuming steps involved in making protection from a sheep's "intestina caeca" And because of that, they were often considered reusable. Not sure if someone rinsed it out for reuse or what?!? Condom fragments made from the guts of animals were found during the evacuations of Dudley Castle in West Midlands England. Imagine putting "guts" on your junk. Yumm. But the guts weren't used forever.
4. Condoms weren't always given to soldiers
Our military gives us our freedoms, but these men traveling all over the world have one thing at their finger tips - pussy. And STD's are all over the world... During WWI, the American Social Hygiene Association actually discouraged the use of condoms. They thought that those foolish enough to have sex deserved anything they got. And thank you to Franklin Delano Roosevelt - the Assistant Secretary of the Navy at the time was one of the biggest proponents. Thanks buddy. By WWII the ideas about condoms were quite different. Instead of denying these men protection - they were encouraged with films declaring, "Don't forget -- put it on before you put it in"
5- Condoms have been sold in vending machines since 1928
Those condom machines that have become ubiquitous in men's bathrooms celebrated their 80th anniversary in 2008. Congrats! The first machines were made by Germany-based Fromm's. But these condoms machines have been extremely controversial especially those that appeared in high schools. Many people believed that the availability of condoms would promote sex. Umm, yeah... kids are always going to want sex... giving them condoms only protects them - rather than promote sex.
6 - Invisible Condoms might be next!
Maybe not invisible - but a gel that hardens according to increased temperatures. We shall see... but my guess is that men will still bitch about not feeling in those too.
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Friday, December 10, 2010
Charity begins at home...in bed.
I know you've heard that one about Fortune Cookies.... You know where you should always follow up with the actual fortune you find in the cookie with the words, "in bed" to find out what it really means. Well, the fortune or piece of advice - Charity begins at home, with the phrase "in bed" fits perfectly with this next story.
A new upscale condom company based out of Colorado called Sir Richards Condom Company is set to put on a new brand of condoms on the market in high end retailers such as Fred Segal, Viceroy Hotels, Paul Smith menswear botiques, and Whole Foods grocery stoes (well, I've heard of 2 of these places, and really have only ever been to a Whole Foods...) The condom - $13/dozen is not cheap, but for every condom sold in the United States, the manufacture is donating a condom to a developing country - you know to help prevent AIDS and stuff (good idea - but do the condoms have to be SO expensive? What are they made from - stretchy gold?!?)
Also, in another twist, Sir Richards has also come out with a cleaver campaign noting the vast price that a child has if the condoms are not used properly. Umm, I would hope that's enough of a preventative. I'm thinking - seeing the fact that it costs that much for a kid, I will pay that little but for a condom!
A new upscale condom company based out of Colorado called Sir Richards Condom Company is set to put on a new brand of condoms on the market in high end retailers such as Fred Segal, Viceroy Hotels, Paul Smith menswear botiques, and Whole Foods grocery stoes (well, I've heard of 2 of these places, and really have only ever been to a Whole Foods...) The condom - $13/dozen is not cheap, but for every condom sold in the United States, the manufacture is donating a condom to a developing country - you know to help prevent AIDS and stuff (good idea - but do the condoms have to be SO expensive? What are they made from - stretchy gold?!?)
Also, in another twist, Sir Richards has also come out with a cleaver campaign noting the vast price that a child has if the condoms are not used properly. Umm, I would hope that's enough of a preventative. I'm thinking - seeing the fact that it costs that much for a kid, I will pay that little but for a condom!
Monday, November 22, 2010
What type of CONDOM are you?
Turns out there is a quiz to find out what type of condom you are, and the quiz is brought to us by my very own - DC Department of Health. Now, believe it or not - I'm NOT going to make fun of this!!! DC has one of the highest per capita rate of AIDS/HIV infections (and that on it's own scares the crap out of me considering I'm dating - and fucking! in and around this very city!)
But, it's pretty interesting to find out what kind of condom you are. Now, the "quiz" very much like a quiz in any one of those Cosmo or other silly magazines asks 5 basic questions - ranging from what type of music is your favorite, to what type of drink you want in a bar, to what you like to listen to... My result:
Super-size (Larger) Condom
You do everything in a bold way and refuse to settle for anything less. Your larger than life personality best suits a super-size condom.
Yeah, I'm not making that up! Go Check it out yourself. http://www.rubberrevolutiondc.com/ And please, use a condom EVERY time. I don't want to be worried about your peen or vag, please. I worry enough about my own.
But, it's pretty interesting to find out what kind of condom you are. Now, the "quiz" very much like a quiz in any one of those Cosmo or other silly magazines asks 5 basic questions - ranging from what type of music is your favorite, to what type of drink you want in a bar, to what you like to listen to... My result:
Super-size (Larger) Condom
You do everything in a bold way and refuse to settle for anything less. Your larger than life personality best suits a super-size condom.
Yeah, I'm not making that up! Go Check it out yourself. http://www.rubberrevolutiondc.com/ And please, use a condom EVERY time. I don't want to be worried about your peen or vag, please. I worry enough about my own.
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