We all do a little bit of facebook stalking. One of the most helpful and best components of facebook is the Relationship Status Feature. No where else can you quickly and easily see if a person is attached, single or married.
So, the new company Buump.com came up with an ingenious idea -- relationship status bracelets. Yes, wear your relationship status on your wrist. Just another one of those rubber bracelets (think those livestrong yellow ones), that you wear on either wrist that declares your relationship status. You can wear one of the following, it's complicated, married, in a relationship, in an open relationship or single.
Then, as a follow up, if you are single, or hell any of them, you can wear one of the second pack, the "Looking for...." pack. You can be Looking for... friendship, dating, romance, whatever I can get or fun...
So yeah... How retarded is this? Are you really going to wear this on your arm. I can MAYBE see this as a teenager, but then really, should you really be anything but single? It's kind of silly! But hey, whatever floats your boat. But if I ever seen someone rocking one (or multiples) of these bracelets be fully prepared that I'm going to make fun of your mercilessly.
In real life, people stare at my boobs and on the Interwebs the same thing happens. Do you think that people stop and take time to look at my writing? No, of course not - the searches all say the same thing - "image" which means that the only thing these guys (and I assume they were guys!) were looking for were big titty pictures. I can just hope that there is some silver lining that they stayed around and read a word or two - or gasp a whole post. Hey, some of my posts can get you off as much as a big titty picture, right? Humm, then again - maybe I don't want to be known for that.
I would hope that guys are going to the post to learn about things never to say to a girl with big boobs, but in my heart I know I'm wrong, because I posted a whole lot of pictures like the one here --> of a girl with big ass titties. And lets be serious, men like the boobs.
So I'm going to keep my fingers crossed that even 10% of these thousands of people that are clicking by to see the big boob pictures are reading a post here and there and passing this on to others. Someday I'd actually like to get paid a penny or two for this :)
Because I've been MIA (again)... I have a nice little treat for all of you out there. I found a lovely little daily blog on Cosmo this month called, 31 Days of Hot Sex. Yes. It is true, the blogger, S, takes on 31 sex challenges from Cosmo's latest book 365 Naughty Nights.
Not only does she take them on, she will give you tips on how YOU should take them on too. So, read on, catch up, as of today they are on day 13, and try to make it through 31 Challenges! Do it for me, the single girl. Have lots of sex, and play!.
Go to the link, and have some fun! Sex shouldn't be boring...
First off, I apologize for being MIA. I've been very busy and have not had much time to write on this blog.
But here goes. There are a lot of men out there that have taken this feelings thing too far. Yes, we want a man in touch with his feminine side, but no one wants a girly man. So guys, take back your manhood with these manthems suggested by Askmen.com!
No.10 "The Distance" – Cake
Words of wisdom: “But he’s driving and striving and hugging the turns/and thinking of someone for whom he still burns/He’s going the distance”
To be used when: preparing for a comeback, whether it’s winning back a girl or a just a simple point of pride.
This song broke the Sacramento band into the mainstream in 1996. Fans connected with the crunchy guitar riff and idiosyncratic lyrics about a man still striving for victory even though he has lost. Just because a race is over and the trophy is gone doesn’t mean a man has to stop. A real man keeps fighting until he’s proven himself to himself.
No.9 "I Walk The Line" – Johnny Cash
Words of wisdom: “Because you’re mine/I walk the line”
To be used when: in a serious relationship.
Johnny Cash had his faults, like every man does, but he did know how to love a woman. When later interviewed about his 1956 song, Cash said, “I was newly married at the time, and I suppose I was laying out my pledge of devotion." Forget the fact that marriage ended. “I Walk The Line” can inspire any man to be true, at least for a time.
No.8 "Satisfaction" - The Rolling Stones
Words of wisdom: “I can't get no satisfaction”
To be used when: life is beating you down, and it’s you against the world.
Misery loves company. Every guy has periods when it seems like nothing is going his way. The Rolling Stones do an amazing job of capturing that angst, embracing it and channeling it into balls-out rock. Do the same when you feel down but not out. Admit your frustration and turn it into something positive.
No.7 "It's A Man's Man's Man's World" - James Brown
Words of wisdom: “This is a man’s man’s world/but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl”
To be used when: falling in love.
Men can lose themselves when falling for a woman. It’s so new, and she seems so perfect that he’ll do anything she says. That’s the moment he needs to listen to James Brown. This 1966 song extols the achievements of men, but explains they do it to share their success with women. Remember, you’re the man in the relationship. She wants you to be strong, not a pushover.
No.6 "I Won’t Back Down" - Tom Petty
Words of wisdom: “Well, I know what’s right/I got just one life/in a world that keeps on pushin’ me around/but I’ll stand my ground/and I won’t back down”
To be used when: fighting for a just cause.
Sometimes a man will stand up for what he believes in and then quickly realize that he’s in the minority. The weak will promptly retreat. But real men stand strong in their convictions. Tom Petty is, of course, singing about the latter in his 1989 hit single. If you ever start to waver, just listen to this song for inspiration.
No.5 "Bad to the Bone" - George Thorogood
Words of wisdom: “And when I walk the streets/kings and queens step aside”
To be used when: taking names and breaking hearts.
Great men are rarely well-behaved. Sometimes you have to break some rules and break some hearts. Thorogood’s 1982 manthem needs to be playing in your mind when you do. Any man can make others back down, even kings and queens. You just have to walk the walk.
No.4 "TNT" - AC/DC
Words of wisdom: "I’m dynamite/and I’ll win the fight/I’m a power load/Watch me explode"
To be used when: pumping up for a workout or game.
No band gets down and dirty like AC/DC. They embody rock 'n’ roll. Their songs celebrate the male id, the raw uncensored beast in all of us. This is exactly the thing athletes need to tap into so they can break out stronger than ever in competition.
No.3 "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" - Jay-Z
Words of wisdom: “You gotta get that dirt off your shoulder”
To be used when: not wanting anything, especially the trivial, to hold you back.
Sometimes every man needs to step back and revel in his accomplishments. Jay-Z raps about how he’s proud of his life. He doesn’t feel bad about what he’s done to get there and makes no apologies for his superstar lifestyle. Everyone needs to feel rich and powerful at times, so pop this song in the stereo, partake in any luxuries you have and brush the dirt off your shoulder.
No.2 "I'm A Man" - Bo Diddley
Words of wisdom: “All you pretty women/stand in line/I can make love to you, baby/in an hour's time”
To be used when: going out with the guys.
Sociologists agree that women have started feminizing men. Guys are sensitive, softer and apologize more often. The best way to stop this trend is to embrace your inner Bo Diddley. Go out with the guys, hit on women, play pickup basketball, build something out of wood, and scream at the television during sports games. And listen to this song. You’ll never forget that you’re a M-A-N.
No.1 "I Did It My Way" – Frank Sinatra
Words of Wisdom: “I’ve lived a life that’s full/I traveled each and every highway/and more, much more than this/I did it my way.”
To be used when: choosing the road less taken.
Old Blue Eyes definitely knew a thing or two about living large. The most iconic song from the icon himself celebrates the life he led and inspires listeners to trust their guts en route to doing the same. Sinatra is saying that above all else, what matters is doing it your way. If you play it safe and act only on others’ advice, you may succeed, but you’ll feel empty. If you choose your own path, even if you fail, you won't have any regrets.
Yes, yes. It's true. A new website... delightfully called - What would your mother do? has come out and is selling of all things - underwear with slogans on them meant to prevent teen/tween sex. Their idea (brilliant I must add - umm sure) is that the phrases - such as "Dream on" "Zip it" and "Not Tonight" written on underwear will provide as conversation starters and prevent teens from going "all the way." See the designs below on lovely teen models. Note, I have NOT altered their picture at all.
Now, on to my lovely opinion - which I know you delight in so much. Seriously, what BULLSHIT. I was a kid once - and I lost my virginity pretty late - 17 - by today's standards. And let me tell you, when you are a teen you aren't really stopping to read someones underwear. Most of the time you are stumbling in the dark - hoping you aren't going to get caught. There are a couple of false starts where the guy cums too early on your underwear (yeah, that's a bitch). But no one is stopping to read some stupid message on your waistband.
Besides, the only girls who are going to wear them are the ultra religions girls who are making a point, or the girls who are just appeasing their mother and going to make fun of them when they are having sex with their boyfriend anyway (and usually some guy mom wouldn't approve of anyway!) Take that bitch! Nice try, What would you mother do. Maybe you should just try talking to her, and explaining the crap that's out there and what abstinence really means, and what kind of STD's and emotional tolls having sex too early can cause.
And on a side note, the website's picture with little girls in pretty revealing short shorts has provided quite a cute little picture for some guy (old or young) to jerk off too. I'm sure that wasn't their point... But good job :)
Women are fickle creatures. I only say that because I am one, and honestly girls - we can be big ass bitches! Sometimes I wonder how guys even put up with us. Oh wait, I know! it's the sex. Duh. But, first they gotta impress us enough to get us horizontal, or vertical up against a wall, or on all fours... you get my drift..
So, guys.. take note. According to Askmen.com - these are the top 10 things that make us turn away and think twice about getting close to us. Avoid if at all possible!
No.10 Overt drunkenness
Yes, we get it. There are times that you (and us!) want to get seriously out of control drunk. You know, maybe your buddy's bachelor party. But if you are out looking for a woman the last thing we are going to be attracted to is the guy in the corner slurring his words. For one, he's probably going to be pawing all over us, and probably not going to remember shit about it in the morning. And really, as much as many of us like to mother, we really don't want to do that on the first date!
No.9 Dirty dancing
Not many people are qualified to be on Dancing with the Stars, and even those who are on the show train for hours every day! And seriously guys, the LAST thing we want is you coming up behind us and grinding your junk on our ass as a getting to know you maneuver. If I wanted that I probably would have just gone up to you and grabbed your crotch, and you don't see me doing that, do you? So, if you want to dance with me in a bar/club/whatever. Approach from the front. More than likely she'll accept you and you'll move on. great!
No.8 Bluetooth in ear
Seriously, nothing looks as retarded as someone with a Bluetooth in their ear. When I see that blue light flashing or even something in their ear I shudder a little bit. Even worse is when they are walking around in what it looks like they are talking to themselves. I don't know about you, but I think that the bluetooth has a great purpose, and it's for hands free while you are DRIVING! When you are just walking and just hanging out, it's not needed!
No.7 Negativity
Joking and scarcism are great and even flirty. But it's not great when a guy is constantly negative abut the world, himself and even worse - about YOU! Guys should try to error on the side of gentlemanly, nice and fun when first meeting someone (yes, at first, reel them in, and if the negatively comes out later it might be a little harder to get rid of him after you have actual feelings) The negative comments, according to Askmen, can show that a man is picky, snobby, mean, or just plain stupid - all things that you just want to AVOID!
No.6 Bad pickup lines
When all goes wrong, guys tend to lean on those old standby pick up lines. Of course - I have to say, I don't blame them! It can't be easy to go up to a woman and ask them out or even talk to them. Most of the time I'm too much of a pussy to do so. But, guys, if you do fall back on those old standby pickup lines, the really bad and cheesy ones are huge turn offs. (Look at my posts on good and bad pickup lines to review, or even Jersey Shore pickup lines!)
No.5 Excessive cologne
A good smelling man is a huge turn-ON, that is a man that you have to lean in to smell him, or that you just get a wiff as he walks by. A man that you can smell as he approaches - from feet away is a huge turn off. personally, too strong of a smell gives me a major headache, and I know others that feel the same way. You want to have to take a deep breath to smell him, not choke when you do. A little goes a long way.
No.4 Swearing
Swearing is a part of life. In fact a good shit, fuck or damn really drives the point across (as you've seen me use many many times.) But when you are using these words multiple times in every sentence it's a bit of turn off. Just try to keep it at a once in awhile type for dramatic effect.
No.3 Douchebag friends
You know the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And if his friends are douchebags that really makes you question him! He could really be on his best behavior while he's woman hunting and as soon as he hooks you in he lets down his guard and shows his true (douchebag) colors! And trust me, every woman sees this coming a mile away (and if she doesn't - she's dumb and deserves your stupid ass anyway!). So dude, you can have those friends that aren't always on their best behavior - but if all your friends are always that way - maybe you should take a long look in the mirror and think about who you really are.
No.2 Bad breath
Nothing turns me off than getting close to a guy and then smelling his dirty nasty breath. Yuck. And then kissing him and tasting it too. I don't care how hot he is, if it's nasty it's very very hard to get over. So guys, carry gum, mints or breath spray with you at all times. Girls should too.
No.1 A kid
I might be the only one, but I think a guy who knows how to take care of a child, and handle a baby is extremely attractive. But then again, I don't really want to find myself moving into a ready made family - so a single dad isn't really on my to do list. According to Askmen.com, a single dad can mean a world of trouble: commitment issues, baggage, immaturity, or an angry ex. Plus, not all women are the motherly type. Break the daddy news to her after a few dates, because surprising her with a kid is a huge turnoff.
I ran across this post on someecards.com today on unintentionally sexually explicit sexual church signs. While I'm respectful of the whole church thing (obviously since I'm using such respectful words for it . . .) if someone is so makes a mistakes as big as the following they deserve what I'm gonna give them! So, copied from someecards.com - sexually explicit sexual church signs! And let me tell you, I've read passages out of the Bible, and that shit isn't this interesting!
