Tiger does something disgusting!

Yes, we all know about Tiger Wood's (hooker) history.  He's got a penchant for girls - the dirtier the better.  And don't forget the sex fueled by ambien and whatever other drugs.  And God knows what else that didn't come out in the headlines. 

And here comes today's headline on the Yahoo front page -

Tiger Woods fined for 'disgusting' act

Here I think... awesome!  I'm going to read some kind of juicy shit. Something to get away from all this lovey dovey crap on Valentine's Day.  But no...  Apparently our lovely Tiger Woods, athlete extraordinaire SPIT  ... Yes, he spat, and just normal spit fluids - not spermies or anything really "disgusting" on the 12th green at the Omega Dubai Desert Classic this weekend.  Now, the gold world is literally in a tizzy. 

Now, lets back up a bit.  This same man that literally did the nasty (and I'm talking REALLY nasty) with god knows how many woman is back on the golf course playing golf and that's a-ok, but he spat on the grass and that's putting people in an uproar?  Umm...

I'm no prude (as you obviously know), but Tiger was a mother fucking nutbag.  He was not only a serial cheater, he was a serial monogamous cheater with some freaky ass habits and the golf world forgives him just because he's a good golfer - but as soon as he breaks some weird ass etiquette rule on the golf course that's not ok?  Yeah, I don't get it.