Monday, April 9, 2012

The only man allowed to post a running picture

I've always been very critical of men's online personals ad pictures.  (which is probably highly unfair because mine are no better!)

But one of my biggest complaints is men who post picture of them running.  We've all seen so damn many of them.  Dude in his running gear - usually running in some race with his race numbers on his chest.  Dude, we get it, you can run, you are fit. But really?  There is no one who looks good while running.

Open mouth, insert foot.

Here comes Mr. Zettie Little (seriously, Zettie??  What were his parents thinking?  Oh wait, his dad's name is Zettie also - but goes by Jack - go figure).  Anyway, Mr. Little has officially become the ONLY man in the history of the world who can use his running picture for a personals ad (not that he needs it - he's apparently in a "very committed" 5 year relationship - lets see how long that lasts with his fame and women throwing themselves at his feet....) 

So Zettie, this post goes to you, "Ridiculously Photogenic" Running Man.  ** but by the way, he takes a better picture running than some of the others on his facebook page.  Apparently he's just a contradiction in pictures.

** And a serious SORRY goes to the girls B7224 and B7225... sorry your running face is now plastered all over the Internet and you aren't getting any credit.  Better luck on the next 5K. **

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