Friday, April 27, 2012

Ooops. Man spies his wife in online porn

A man in Egypt was surfing the internet for porn - normal enough.  But as he was perusing the available "films" he noticed that the woman in the porn was his wife.  Yes, his wife.  And not just one video - the man found her in ELEVEN films. 

According to eyewitness reports, this man was looking at porn for the first time (bullshit) and when he noticed his wife he collapsed to the floor in shock at the Internet cafe where he was looking at said porn.  First, of course this wasn't the guys first time looking at porn and seriously what the hell was he doing looking at porn at an internet cafe!

The man - of course - confronted his wife.  She totally denied the existence of such porn.  But when shown the video (stupid bitch!) she had to admit defeat. 
Confessing to the sex tape, his wife said that her partner was an old boyfriend and she never actually loved the husband (with whom she'd been married for 16 years and had four children). 

Moral of the story, if you want to do porn, knock yourself out.  Just don't keep it a secret - someone is bound to find your scenes someday and it's an ugly confrontation that you just don't need to have.

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