Wednesday, October 17, 2012

More Facts about Sex that you probably didn't want to know!

1. A 29 year old is about to become Britain's youngest grandfather because his 14 year old daughter became pregnant
A daughter has been impregnated by her 15-year-old boyfriend of a few months and is due to give birth sometime in August. Coincidentally, the grandfather-to-be was also 14 years old when his daughter was born! The family must be genetically predisposed to teen pregnancy or something, because he was also born when his mother was 18. The man's grandmother and great-grandmother are also alive, meaning that whenever the baby is born, the family will have representatives from SIX generations alive at one time!
Talk about bad things repeating themselves.

2.  In the 1970's, a Barbie was released that could grow breasts
This doll, Growing Up Skipper, was released in 1975 amid a lot of controversy. This doll was Barbie’s younger sister, who could go through puberty by rotating her left arm (and revert by rotating it back). In addition to having her breasts get larger, Skipper would get a little taller and her waist would shrink. This line of Skipper dolls discontinued in 1977. From then on Skipper, who was originally intended to be the little sister that Barbie had to babysit, would be depicted as a teenager. Oddly enough, the original Barbie was supposed to be a teenager, and Skipper was made as a reaction to complaints that Barbie was being presented as overly sexualized.
As if girls didn't already have unrealistic expectations based on Barbie's figure - give her bigger boobs. 

3. Graham Crackers were introduced to repress sexual urges.
A New Jersey Presbyterian minister called Sylvester Graham developed the graham cracker in 1829. While the crackers are often used to make s’mores and pie nowadays, they were initially developed for an entirely different use.
Marketed as “Dr. Graham’s Honey Buckets,” the sweet crackers were supposed to be a health food that would suppress unhealthy “carnal urges.” Graham believed that if he could get people to eat bland foods it would curb their sexual appetite, in turn making them a better person.
While this theory did not exactly turn out to be true, another man, John Harvey Kellogg, also shared his idea. He went on to invent corn flakes cereal. Both the crackers and the cereal caught on and became some of the best selling foods in America, so they must have done something right!
Since I'm in a dry spell, I better eat some smores!  Graham crackers alone are good, but everything is better with gooey marshmallows! 

4.  A woman lost part of her hearing due to a kiss
A woman in China and her boyfriend were taking part in a passionate kissing session. Apparently, the boyfriend managed to rupture her eardrum with a kiss! The passionate kissing the guy did reduced the pressure of the woman's mouth, which pulled her eardrum out. This caused her eardrum to rupture and her to lose part of her hearing! She was taken to the hospital, completely deaf from her left ear
Umm, I've met (and kissed) some bad kissers in my time, but I think I'd pull back if the guy was seriously creating a vacuum in my mouth. YUCK!

5.  There is a product that literally smells like a woman's naughty bits
Believe it or not, it exists. It's called Vulva Original, and they market it not as a perfume, but as a scent that people are supposed to apply one or two drops at a time.
They market the product as both for men and women, to use for different types of purposes. It costs 24.50€ per vial. Though they assure that they follow strict terms of reference in the cosmetic industry, all they reveal is that it contains real organic parts.
If you're not weirded out yet and you're not a minor want to learn more about this, go to the site to get more info.
Say it isn't so!  I'm not sure who would want to smell like a pussy - ok, maybe it's good for a guy if he wants to masturbate to something, but all day... EWWW.

6.  It is possible for a man to have two penis's
The first known case of this condition was reported in 1609. Typically only one of the organs is fully formed, but there have been occurrences in which both penises are fully functional! This strange disorder affects an estimated 1 in 5.5 million men.

It's very uncommon for both penises in diphallus to be fully functional. Usually one of them only has rudimentary functionality. While it might sound awesome, most people would rather not have it. In 2006, for instance, an Indian man in Uttar Pradesh had his second penis surgically removed
Talk about double penetration!  I would think that these "lucky" guys should get together with the woman who have 2 vaginas (it's on my mind because I just saw a strange sex episode where the woman had two vaaginas)

7.  For every 35 lbs a man loses he gains an inch in penis length
That’s according to Dr. Mehmet Oz. He dropped this bombshell during an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show and also offered some more weight-loss facts. It turns out that having more sex is good for losing weight. While the actual amount of calories burned during intercourse is negligible (about as many calories as a slice of bread), the side-effect is that it reduces your appetite by releasing oxytocin.

Dr. Oz probably should have mentioned that a man’s penis doesn't grow when he loses weight. It stays the same size, but you get to see more of it and use more of it when there’s less fat covering it up. A person who isn’t overweight already won’t see these benefits if he decides to lose 35 pounds.
Well, hot damn.  I'm going to go find me a large guy with a decent sized penis, then both of us will go on a crazy weight loss plan.  And then I'll end up with a guy who a huge cock... that works for me.

8. In Jamaica, an erotic dance called “daggering” was banned from TV after causing broken penises!
Daggering is an erotic dance where couples simulate dry sex in different positions to the beat of the music. Doctors began issuing a warning, though, when couples took the dance to the bedroom.
Men have had disastrous results from the activity with many incurring fractured penises. The dance has been around for years in the clubs, but was finally given a name. Many say it is a very degrading dance for women and extremely rough.
Oh hell no!  That would be disastrous... and I've mentioned broken penis's before here if you want to read up on the "condition"




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