Phallic "uncircumcised" Boots.

Just a quick comment.  I love shoes, boots, anything really that goes on my feet (I even have a love affair with crocs - don't judge me! they are super super comfortable, and every shoe has it's function...)

Anyway, lately, I've seen boots that look like the ones to the left.  Not necessary with the buckles, but the "shaft" that goes down over the foot.  Now, maybe it's just me, but when I see these boots, all I can see in my head is a big ol' uncircumcised dick.  With the little shoe "head" popping out. 

I have no idea how in the hell this is attractive at all.  Just a comment, and a thought.  Back to your regularly scheduled programs.