THE LIST
1. Buying clothes from the junior section. - Check. I stopped doing that awhile ago. FYI, leggings are part of the juniors department ladies...
2. Forgetting her parents’ birthdays. - Check. I got the Month and days down, although I have to admit that I sometimes forget the years, that's ok right??
3. Making out with her BFFs at bars for attention. - Check... Seriously.. I hate this!! Girls, never do this, it's stupid. I know guys love it and it turns them on, but do we do everything to turn men on? Wait, then again... I've never done it and I think it's stupid - but that's just me.
4. Making out with her boyfriend at bars for attention. - Check, I've never been one for PDA, then again, I've also never been one to keep a boyfriend around... so who am I to say I would or wouldn't!
5. Filling her bed with stuffed animals (really, even one is too many). - Check. But what about dogs?
6. Carrying a torch for anyone she hasn’t seen in the last five years. - Check. I like to keep my crushes in the current.
7. Rebelling against her parents for the sake of rebelling against her parents. - Check. Never did rebel. Guess I was one of lucky ones - or my parents were!
8. Declaring an entire gender “all jerks.” - Check. I love men, hate people.
9. Holding a grudge against anyone who wronged her in high school. - oh damn... I hate some of those bitches and assholes still! Sorry.
10. Skipping regular gyno exams. - Check. Hey girls... don't miss these, I found something very important in one of mine and since I got it early I'm healthy rather than developed cancer - phew!
11. Going to bed without washing and moisturizing her face. - Fail, I remember to take my contacts out, but rarely get to remember the washing and moisturizing. Then again, my skin looks like a 16 year old girls, acne and all...
12. Being “that person” who had a bit too much to drink at the office party. - Check... Guess it's a good thing that I don't think, and our company works hard but parties harder.
13. Crushing on Justin Bieber. - Seriously really? That kid is like 12, and scares me with his hair wooshing.
14. Thinking she’s got it all figured out. - Of course. The older I get, the more I learn, the more I have no idea what the hell is going on!
15. Calling her father “daddy.” -Check He's been "Dad" for as long as I can remember!
16. Engaging in sibling rivalry. - There will always be some sibling rivalry, but nothing too much.
17. Trying to get by on her looks. - Well, good for them girls who can get by on their looks, but we know that's not everything!
18. Living paycheck to paycheck. - Well, shit... Try living in DC and not living in paycheck to paycheck without a sugar daddy...
19. Expecting a man/knight in shining armor to swoop in and save her. - You mean this isn't true? You mean I can't hold out hope? I'll hold out some hope that it could possibly be true, but no longer do I expect that it WILL be the case.
20. Aimlessly jumping from job to job. - Never did, never will. But, gotta tell you... in DC it's the way you can actually make more money this way.
21. Using MySpace to pick up guys. - People do or did this?
22. Expecting a man to do all the wooing. - They can't? What happened to chivalry?
23. Wishing she had someone else’s life. - Check. My life is pretty damn good. I'm actually liking it. You should be jealous.
24. Expecting everyone to drop everything because it’s her birthday ... - 25 August. Mark the date. Remember it.. But yeah, I get it...
25. ... or because her “boyfriend” of two weeks dumped her. - Yeah, yeah... we all get it. Just help me when we need it.
26. Measuring her self-worth by a number on the scale. - Sometimes fat is beautiful. And who cares about a number.
27. Being cheap. Giving is fun.
28. Quitting a job without having a new one lined up first (especially in this economy!). Seriously, what kind of insane person would do this. Wait, I've seen it - and I just can't believe it.
29. Blaming her mother for all her issues. - I love my mom.
30. Romanticizing her 20s. - I think my 30's might be pretty good.
All in all, this list was pretty good and I did pretty decent.
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