Bitches are Crazy... Scary Girlfriend Behaviors.

I'm a girl (duh) and I'll be the first one to admit that bitches are crazy, and probably even more shit ass crazy when they are in a relationship.  It's like a switch goes off in their head when their is a man in their life and it's just ugly.  I'd like to apologize for the entire gender - but I cannot even do that - because  some of these girls really should just be shot for what they do.  Yeah, sorry - no excuse.

So according to Askmen.com (quickly becoming one of my favorite websites!) here are the Top 10 Scary Girlfriend Behaviors. 

No.10 She knows things about you that you haven't told her

Girls are sponges, we are used to sharing, and over sharing.  We want to know everything, and everything now.  We've honestly probably asked everyone about you, googled you, facebook stalked you, blah blah (oops, did I share too much!).  Men are quite the opposite, you keep things hidden.  Now, girl code says that you shouldn't be sharing information that the guy hasn't told you, but sometimes things slip.  So guys, unless she knows some creepy obscure fact about your past, take it as she's just interested.  Just politely tell her to back off and wait until she   Now, if the creepy ass girl is seemingly hired a private detective to learn about you deepest darkest secrets - RUN, RUN as fast as you can. 
 
No.1She introduces herself to your family & friends behind your back
If some crazy bio-tch goes behind your back and introduces herself to your family and friends it means she's some how gotten their contact information.  Umm, that means she's snooping in your personal stuff.  Talk about invasion of privacy.  Now, Askmen.com says that you should try to limit her exposure to your family and friends, especially because it will be difficult when and if you break up.  Personally, I think if she went behind your back to introduce herself to those close to you, I think you should again, RUN, RUN fast.  The next thing you know she'll be skipping her birth control pills or putting holes in your condoms to trick you into pregnancy.  Yeah, sorry dude. 

No2 She responds to messages on your behalf

OK, it's not always crazy for girls to play Secretary for their guys - especially if you guys are in more of a serious or long term relationship.  Hell, I would like if someone handled my social calender.  But... peeps - here's the rub..  don't plan his life without asking him first. If someone, no matter who (work, some chick, or anything!) is planning my life than I'm going to be pissed off and feel a little put off.  Tell the girl to stay out of your email (umm, you have a whole other problem if the bitch has your password!), and don't RSVP for anything unless asking you first.  And you reserve the right of first refusal. 

No.3 She has all your passwords without you having given them to her

Did I just not say this?  First off, no one should have your passwords.  I shall repeat that, no one. If you want to have a joint account, then fine.  But no one should have your personal passwords.  No one.  Do I need to say that again?  You are allowed to have personal aspects of your life.  Yes, it is true.  If you ever find that someone (like that prying girlfriend) has cracked your passwords - without you knowing and is searching though your email, facebook, etc.  Then say something.  A relationship is about trust right?  And that trust goes both ways!  You shouldn't be doing shit with your email that would piss her/him/it off, but you can still maintain your privacy.  But at the same time, she/he/is needs to trust you enough to have that privacy. 
No.4She shows up in places unexpectedly

One word for you... stalker.  Yes, stalker.  No one wants to always be around one person.  We need time alone, time with other people.  But if this girl, new girl, old girl, whatever shows up where ever you are, invited, not invited or otherwise you might have a real problem.  You know - like she's got a GPS tracker on you somewhere, or she injected you with a tracking bug.  Either or, it's just not good.  Run, Run away from her.

No.5 She made a key to your house without asking

If a "normal" person broke into your house/apartment/room it would be a punishable offense by law.  But yet, bitches in a relationship somehow think it's ok to break into their significant (or not so significant) other's residence without much thought.  Some even make their own key to do so.  I've heard of women who just take the guy's key, or even ask the super of the apartment to make their own copy.  However they do it - it's scary shit.  Seriously scary shit.  Unless someone GIVES you a key, one should never take or make a key of someone else's place.  If you find that someone has done so, no matter what their relationship to you - first you should end that relationship, second change your locks immediately, no matter what cost is involved!