On the radio this morning I heard a little ditty about a "new" tooth whitener product, one that is available to all women if they just ask and readily available to all men within seconds.
Apparently, semen has tooth whitening properties. Just look online. . . . As for scientific claims, those are hard to find - but wiki's all over claim cum's positive whitening (which by the way is a really stupid word!) powers.
Granted, this might be another reason excuse that men give to women to give blowjobs - but hey - you know I don't need another one! So girls, shoot one back, swish it around and throw those crest white strips away! Don't waste your money on that expensive stuff when you can get the other stuff for free.
Boys, have an excellent weekend... Enjoy my advice to your women:)
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