Wednesday, January 12, 2011

False Penile Advertising

Apparently I'm on a 2 post streak of fake manly parts.  But, did you know that men no longer have to stuff socks in their underwear to make them look bigger in the penis/balls department?  No?  Well, they don't!

Thanks to designer Andrew Christian we now have underwear with built in "penis enhancers."  Mr. Christian's new underwear: The Shock Jock Flirt Boxer and Brief feature a soft hidden cup, sculpted into a penis shape.  The "cup" adds about 2 inches to a man's own package and adds to a man's confidence.  Don't take my word for it, Mr. Christian says, "Guys want underwear that looks natural, feels great and makes them feel confident."

For $32.00 you can order the underwear on Mr. Christian's website.  http://www.andrewchristianshop.com/.  But, I would have to say, use them with caution!  If a girl pulls down your pants and sees a "fake penis" you might be just pulling these back on and running right back out the door, possibly with a lot of screaming behind you - and I'm not exactly sure that's what you want.  But hey, whatever floats your boat!

Although, if I do suggest, Mr. Christan has a lovely pair called the Air Jock with Show It Technology.  See front and back views here...  These are always a good option...  Let me know what you think.  Ohh, and yeah, please NEVER buy anything from this man, he scares me!


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