So, for those friends in your life that are single (or even yourself!), I have the perfect solution!
BOYFRIEND IN A BOTTLE!
For a small price of $8.50 (and $3.00 shipping in the United States) you can buy the Boyfriend in a bottle (girlfriend in a bottle also available!) on etsy.com.
Each boyfriend comes encased in a bottle and enclosed with a cork to keep him closed in. He comes packed in a crate. Only the best "Boyfriends" were apparently approved to be bottled up, but your bottled boyfriend is my chance, and it will cost you double the price to "choose a boyfriend" otherwise you order and receive your bottled boyfriend by chance.
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