OK, we all know I'm perfect. I look awesome dressed up in my 4" heels (a short girl loves to look taller), but I look equally as good in my hang out sweat pants at home. Heck yeah. OK, this maybe the half
glass of champagne I've currently drank (ohh, but wait, there was a shot of amaretto in there!). That's like drinking a LOT for a normal person right, just because I have no tolerance... Yes, that's my excuse. Or the bubbles, they go straight to my head. Oh, suck it up. Just go with my crazy thoughts :) I can't help it that alcohol makes me a little wacky - that's why I don't drink so often... And why I try to stay away from the comptuer when I do - but this topic should keep me out of trouble, for the most part!
So, what do men prefer their women dressed up in? I've heard a million different answers, and apparently
yourtango.com is out to give us the truth... Now is it?
You're getting ready for brunch with your guy: what do you put on to wow him? If you're reaching for your favorite thigh-grazing minidress, you might be surprised to find out he'd rather see you in sweart. UK fashion site My Celebrity Style recently polled 1,125 guys about women's fashion, asking them what they love and what they hate about our closets. Here are some of their surprising answers:
1. The sexiest style: the gym look. Apparently 67% of the men they asked said that nothing is sexier than athletic clothes and no makeup. I cry foul and call their bluff. I will tell you that many men I know like their women
once in a while dressed in sweats and looking all cute in a tank. But that bitch better know how to rock some heels and a cute little dress - otherwise her ass is to the curb. And those athletic clothes best not be just for show, and she better not be wearing those of the XL or man variety. They better be the ones that hug her curves really tight, and have some type of stupid word written across her ass. Enough said.
2. A close second: sexy secretary style. Men are going all hot and bothered for the professional, button up business style uniform most professionals wear to work. Think, the secretary, the librarian, you know those stereotypical porn types. Yes. I understand that. Live out a fantasy. But on the otherside, I get it. These girls are normal, every day girls - and hell - they are making money too, and not on the street or as some waitress hustling for money at Hooters - seems like she's pretty stable (of course I say that because that's my style - shhhh)
3. He hates high fashion. Only 15% of men say they like a heavy styled look, and almost two-thirds say they aren't into it at all. They think it looks stupid. You know why - because it does! Trends are come and go for one reason only - because people wake up and realize they are STUPID. They only followed it because someone else did, and they look retarded! A survey by My Celebrity Fashion (yes, that's a real company, and not made up!) put jeggins, Uggs and neon clothing at the top of the list of fashion trends that men hate, surprise surprise! (of course, to be fair... I think Uggs, do have their place - in the winter, to actually keep feet warm - they do have a real use - not that I have a pair, but they do look practical. I also have a mild obsession with Crocs - and suck it for those haters, but they have real practical uses!)
4. Less is not always more. Yourtango is actually surprised that men don't love their "sexy night out style" Over half of the men they served think that women overdress for a night out. A fourth of guys think that the night out dress is too reveling. I would have to say, if you look in the mirror before you go out and question if you look like a hooker or a prostitute, TURN AROUND and change. Unless you are going to the club with the single intention of getting laid (and for free mind you) then wear something that leaves a little to the imagination. And lets be serious, if you are really just going out to get laid, I have two options for you - maybe you should start hooking, at least then you'd be making money instead of spending it on the drinks, or #2, just go on Craig's List and skip all the formalities and just find a quick hookup - you have all the options in the world on there.
5. He loves you without makeup: A full third of the guys polled said that they preferred you without any makeup. Yeah, right. Have they seen a lot of girls without makeup? Now let me tell you about me, because I know ME best. I don't wear a lot of makeup (I don't have the time to put it on, or the patience!) But I do take a good 15 min in the morning to do the basics. Without makeup, first... my skin is SUPER blotchy. I have red spots everywhere. An even skin tone is a thing of myths that the beauty people cooked up to make you feel like it's possible. I also have blond hair which means my BLONDE eye lashes are invisible unless covered with mascara. Ohh, and don't forget that my eyes disappear into my face without just a little bit of eye makeup. SO those eyes that you tell me look great. They disappear without the help of just a little eye makeup... Ohh, and my skin. Yes, I might be 30... But I'm stilll
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