Does Size Matter, oh yeah... I'm going there.

It's an age old question... Does size matter?  Do women really care about penis size?  The quick answer is no, unless you are abnormally teeny or huge.  I've been with both (yes, there is a big surprise!).  And let me tell you - neither is any picnic.... One you can barley feel, the other you can feel way too much, if you catch my drift.  Ouch. 

So, Emily from Asylum.com - the only girl on male dominated website posted a video answering male questions about penis size.  And apparently there were so many follow on questions after the first video, she had to make a part 2! 

Her first point, if you are 5" and over, don't worry!  Your are just fine.  I must agree.  And I must say, that I'm more than happy with an average dick.  In fact, I love an average penis.  I can take it all in my mouth and he can go to town during sex and all is good!  Any bigger and there is no taking it all in my mouth and we cannot go into every position in bed for risk of going "too deep."

Now, for those who have dicks that are 5" and under... Take a deep breath.  Look for girls with small hands, and I know those girls aren't all that readily available.  And that only helps your dick LOOK bigger, it's not growing.  And let me tell you - popping a little bill Viagra pill just keeps you harder longer (Yes, I've seen that before) it doesn't make you grow...  With a 5" and under cock you still are lacking in the department, Emily from Asylum.com says (and I agree) you better perfect other areas - get good at going down (oh yes, you CAN make up for a small cock by being good here), be a good kisser, a good massage, hell, even be a good cook.  Also explore those other hobbies. 

Now, if you don't know if your dick is small - Emily has offered her services up to examine it for you if you are in New York City.  She says, no photos -- too many photoshop tricks out there!

Now in Part II, it's amazing how many guys came back with questions (although, some very stupid!), regarding Emily's Penis size video. 

First, guys were questioning HOW to measure their penis.... Really,  some wondered if the 5" measurement was flaccid.  Now, I don't know about you - but I'm not sure I've ever seen a 5" flaccid penis - and if I did see a guy with a 5" flaccid penis - I might literally RUN away because that sucker probably is fucking HUGE when it gets turned on.  Yes, dipshits, her measurements are based on a fully erect penis.  And your measurements don't have to be exact.  You can guesstimate a little if you want.  And if you are concerned about multiple measurements over a number of days and taking the average - maybe you SHOULD be getting a hobby and stop obsessing about the length of your cock.  We don't give a shit if you are 1" when you are flaccid if you "grow" out to be 6" - all we care about is the hard cock.  Hell, most of us would rather not see a flaccid dick anyway.  We would rather you are a "Grower not a shower" anyway.  No one wants a Michael Lohan wearing 80's jeans with camel balls!

And yes, it's not just LENGTH that matters, but girth too.  We don't want no pencil dicks.  Long skinny is like getting poked with a finger over and over again.  You know how good that feels - yeah... it doesn't.  We need some girth on there.  Just like you don't really like skinny bitches other than to just look good (we know they are dead fish in bed - the girls with meat on their bones are 100 times better in bed, you just don't want to admit it because the skinny girls are supposedly "hotter" - yeah, whatever!)  Pencil dicks, it doesn't matter how long they are, if they are skinny it's no fun. 

So does size matter...  Yes and no.  Read above and figure out for yourself.  I'm sick of telling you everything you need to know.  Figure out for yourself already!