I love looking through the CL ads - you just never know what you will find. Every once in awhile I will look through the M4W personal ads - hell, I'm a single woman, and I've said it time and time again, if you can find a guy in a bar you might be able to find a guy online. If you can find a guy on an online dating website, you might be able to find them on CL (granted, your chances are a whole lot less!). Now - mostly, I just look at the ads to find something to laugh at. Ohh, and I found one today. Please read the following...Do you enjoy a good fart now and then? - 29 (Nova)Yes, I believe I'm reading that correct - this man would like to date a woman with a gas "problem." Umm, yes. I understand a lot of fetishes - I even think some of them are pretty hot. Shoe fetishes, etc. But farts - really?? That's a little out there (don't get me wrong, it's not REALLY out there - but it's a little strange!)
Date: 2010-11-21, 1:00PM EST
Now that I've got your attention :)
Allow me to explain. For whatever reason since I was a little boy I have found it fascinating and mildly erotic when attractive women fart. Weird as hell I know.
BUT if you have a problem (IBS, lactose intolerant, vegan!) etc then I'm your guy. Maybe you know a friend with this problem, please forward her my may :) I don't care about this otherwise embarrassing and very taboo aspect of your life.
I know this has a 1 in 1000 chance but you never know until you try. This is just someone secondary obviously I am "normal" in every other way, have my own house, job, college degree etc.
Please email me if curious and put GAS in your subject line :) ALL emails without GAS will be deleted.
Location: Nova
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
I like that this guy gives us a little indication of what kind of gas problem he is looking for - IBS, lactose intolerant, a vegan - thank you for giving us an indication of what type of problem you are looking for! That's very helpful, even though a bit crazy.
Now, girls... if you have this fetish... or feel if you can provide this service to this man - excellent! Please email him. I'd love to know more details.
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