3 is the magic number.. threesomes.

Threesomes... yes, I'm going there.  No, I've never been involved, but I have been invited (more times than I can count actually). 

It's the holy grail for men, two woman, one man.  All of a sudden the world revolves around him and his member.  All that matters is what goes on between his legs.  So yes, I can understand that.  But you know what I think?  (and if you are reading this, you know I do!) I don't like it, but not probably because of the conventional ways.  I'm jealous, I don't want my man being pleased by another, I want him all to myself, and hell no do I want him working on some other woman while I watch.  And don't tell me that someone is not going to get left out - of course they are.  I don't work with that bull shit.  If I'm going to be in bed with someone, I want to fully concentrate on them, and if there are extra body parts flying around, that's just distracting, and I just can't concentrate.  Damn it, I need to concentrate.  And I've seen men get way too excited about one woman, if there is another one around, that's just not good - I need him to last, and not shoot his load too quickly.  And damn it, I'd be really pissed if I was the odd one out and the guy ended up concentrating on the other girl. 

I might consider (if I was really drunk and then it might not even be that fun) having a threesome with two guys.  But then again, I'm not really a girl who likes other girls.  But ground rules, none of that double penetration crap - they only do that in the porns, and even then it's just gross.  But even then, we are talking to penis's.  I don't even think penis is supposed to be a multiple word it doesn't even look right multiple.  And don't you know you are supposed to hold that thing double fisted?  How do you do that with two pensi in the room?  Again, don't want to leave a man left out, and I wouldn't want the over stimulation.  Although, I might take the double backrub - that might be nice.  So Magnus can rub my back while my man takes care of me.  I like the sound of that. 

And as a side note, I might be the only girl in the world who isn't a huge fan of drunk sex, of course, I might be a wee bit of a control freak and don't like the feeling of letting go of control.  Then again, like everything maybe I'm not doing it right, or with the right person.... or hell, people ;)