10 Things Women Obsess Over That Most Men Don’t Care That Much About
2. Stretch Marks - He says, as long as they’re not on your forehead, we’re good. I gotta say, I do worry about mine! I can't say I've ever had a discussion with anyone about our stretchmarks. I think that's because we are so embarrassed of them. Like boobs, I think they pop out overnight. And hey, I have them on my boobs, my legs - and my tummy is clear of them (for long - but I haven't been pregnant yet!). Maybe it's just because I'm "round" but damn, they are a little embarrassing, because you can't only see them - you can feel them too! I can't say I obsess about them (often, because I think I just did - but that's only because this damn list made me!) but, they do bug me - so there must be others out there, and the fact that we don't regularly discuss them must be that we are embarrassed about them, either that or we don't give a shit (but I think it's the former).
3. How soon you’ve “given it up” - He says that it's true that a guy might change his mind about you if you don't want a "suitable" (which is a completely arbitrary) about of time before sleeping with him but that really only matters if he really wasn't into you and is just looking for a reason to kick your ass to the curb. Wait a damn second. That's not fair. How do you know what to do? I gotta tell you, this is an obsession of mine. How long do you wait? What are you supposed to do? Should you wait, should you just go at it right away? Ahh, there is no good answer and it fucking sucks. A guy is going to dump your ass if he doesn't like you - so what do you do? This fucking blows. So we can continue to obsess and there isn't much we can do.
5. Gifts - Apparently guy don't love gifts as everyone else, according to Mr. Damon Young, but their thoughts are more, “Cool. New stuff.” than “Wow! She really must have taken a lot of time to think about this.“ The thought doesn’t count any more than a gift card does. Yeah, not good. Girls think about things, we want the perfect gift that means something. Don't you get it? And we will get a bit pissy if you don't get it. Humm. guess that's one obsession I should gross off the list. And I'm a bit on the "crafty" side so not only do I like to get the perfect gift I also like to craft and make the perfect card. Yeah, I'm SOL
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. Whether your expert-level bedroom prowess will scare us away - The guy who wrote this article has some blubber to say, and we know the shit guys always say - they don't care how many guys we've been with. But when they ask our number the answer is always "5". Don't tell them the real truth. They don't want to know how you got so good at the blow job (don't tell them you read my blog on how to give a good BJ or read the Book, Tickle His Pickle. !) So of course we wonder if he is wondering how we got "good" - and don't tell me he doesn't think about it. And does he think poorly of us if we are good? He shouldn't! Damn it, asshole - it's your fault we are obsessing - shouldn't you just be happy we can suck a good cock and ride you well? Just nod your head yes, thank you. Now get naked and lets get down! Thank you very much.7. Your hair anywhere other than the top of your head. He says that boys aren't exactly attracted to "legs that feel like brown sugar cactus's" (interesting descriptive - not sure I would have thought of that one!), they don't care about your eyebrows, eyelashes, armpits, and pubic area. Again, I call bullshit on this one. I will give him that men don't really care about the eyebrows (with the exception of a uni brow), and eyelashes. But men don't like armpit hair (as a side note, getting mine lasered off - it's awesome!), and they are OBSESSED with public hair. Some like it bald down there, some like it trimmed, some like it shaved into an arrow so they know the way to your pussy (ok, maybe that's extreme - but there are some freaking dumbasses that can't find their way, and they need to find their way AWAY from my pussy!!) I wouldn't say that I obsess about my "other hair" but I definitely take care of it. But it's all about taking care of yourself, and women should - but damn it - men should as well. I don't want to go down on a man with a big ol' bush himself. If I have to wade through a hair jungle to find his shaft, he's not going to get a blow job or he'll get a piss as poor one!
9. Whether we’ll be upset that your jeans are Target Brand instead of True Religion - Damon says, There’s actually a word for guys who really care about stuff like that, and it starts with ‘h” and rhymes with “logoplaxical”. Maybe I'm a dumbass, but what's that word? I still can't figure it out. All I can tell you is that when I had an unlimited income I will tell you that I bought awesome clothes - while I wasn't a designer clothes "wearer" I basically wore nothing but Limited and Ann Taylor, etc. Now I'm a TJ Maxx, Target girl. And you know what - I will tell you guys (and girls for that matter!) cannot tell the difference, but my pocketbook (what an outdated term!) sure can.
10. Your age He says that most guys are concerned in how old a woman acts than in how old she is. Yes, fair. Oh shit. I'm 30, I act like I'm 40, and I look like I'm 16 - I'm fucked.
So, damn it. I do obsess. But not about all 10 things. Maybe I'm better than all girls!
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