Oh no! What now? No more "celibacy" cure.

So, about a month ago I wrote about my journey into celibacy... Yeah, not so exciting - and nothing new to report on that removal of that celibacy...

BUT...

Holy Shit.  This weekend I discovered that one of my large dogs got a hold of my "back massager"  and chewed the cord into a million pieces.  Well, thank god it wasn't plugged in - I think.  But that dog is on probation again.  No one messes with a girl's "back massages" when she's tense from not getting any massages!