The Fake Engagement Ring for Women: Ms. Taken!

So, I've talked about men wearing wedding rings before and how it's a bit of a turn on for women.  But the same isn't the case for men - women wearing an engagement ring or a wedding band isn't a turn on.  I've heard of women in the past buying fake diamond rings to wear if they don't want that unwanted attention at a bar, club, etc.  But little did I know there is a cottage industry popping up catering to this very need (I should have known better - you can find anything on the internet - it's not just for porn and email anymore!)

In comes the website and company called - Ms Taken (nice pun!).  The website offers the following (and only the following (there must be a real market for this!):

Polished to a perfect shine, this 2-carat Australian crystal is set in a simple stainless steel band. It starts as a size 7, which your jeweler can easily adjust for you. The classic, simple, elegant design pairs perfectly with any style – and no one will guess that it isn't a genuine diamond.

The website promises that the Ms. Taken ring is perfect in all situations and allows you to discourage any unwanted suitors in any unwanted situations.  But unlike any of the cheap imitators, the Ms. Taken ring comes with a special Key Chain FOB that allows you to slip off the ring quickly (in case you see or meet a suitor you are possibly interested in) and "hide" your ring - which is important to hide your true self.  Or conversely, you can keep your Ms. Taken ring on hand at all times and if needed you can pull it on and slip it on to prevent unwanted advances.  God forbid you actually tell someone you aren't interested...

So if you want to hide from unwanted suitors.  Pull out your credit card, order the mistaken ring - it will only cost you $29.99 (shipping is free!) and the key FOB is included.  But order now and you get a special set of the Playaz cards to review to make sure you know who you should avoid (and who you should use the Ms. Taken ring to avoid!)  But what's $30 for a piece of mind?

But note to all those women out there getting engaged, make sure your future husband to be didn't buy your really beautiful engagement ring on the internet and it's a lovely 2 carat round cut set in a white gold or platinum - you might want to take that shit to the jewer and make sure it's not a "fake engagement ring" meant to trick men and not trick you!