Bras for Big girls - they aren't all that cute.

So it's boob days apparently!  And since I mentioned in my last post the need to buy new bras in even bigger bra sizes I feel the need to discuss buying bras and what's available out there.

Any woman, or any man or lives with a woman, or any place of residence that has ever had a woman living in it gets the Victoria's Secret Catalog - right?  And if you can get to it before it gets a little sticky (hey dudes, we aren't stupid - we know what you do with it, it's a cheap substitute for porn...) You can see that the whole catalog is filled with sexy, cute and even just pretty bras.  Gorgeous, right? You think, wow.. I could get that bra and look amazing - no matter what my size - those girls look good.

But, if you have boobs on the big side you are screwed.  The "cute" bras usually are sold up to a C cup, on rare occasions a D.  Oh, never bigger than that.  I will tell you why.  That flimsy cute and sexy fabric can't hold the "big girls" in.  The fun bags are just too heavy for all the cute flirty and frilly lace.  Yeah, I know - what bullshit.  And don't order a size down just to get the cute stuff - you are in danger of DOUBLE BOOB territory again and we've discussed the dangers of that before!

So what do big girls get?  Oh, we can order some of the Victoria's bras!  You can get the one's with lots of support, full coverage, all that jazz.  Think - not all that sexy or cute.  Think basic colors and full boob coverage and holding the girls in.  Now, let me tell you - that's what you want!  When you are big, you don't want a lot of boob floppage!  They are liable to poke an eye out if you aren't careful - or even cause black eyes if you aren't careful.  So, the bras for big girls are usually, white, beige or black (yes, I know - FUN!), sometimes have a little lace overlay for a little decoration, but are overall pretty boring.  Basically they are made just to keep you "locked and loaded." 

But, lets be serious!  There isn't any false advertising there.  It made be a basic bra - but what you got underneath is better than any girl with an A or B cup - you got a whole handful (and then some) so take that girls who can buy pretty bras - my boobs are better :-)